@tsarstepan,
I loves me some dinner squirrel. But, honestly, who doesn't.
You left out the most "Florida" part of the story, though ...
Quote:To improve his chances of taking the squirrel out cleanly, Lloyd decided to tape a bullet to the end of his Pumpmaster 760.
Surprisingly, his MacGyver-esque troubleshooting backfired. Literally:
Lloyd fired the BB gun, causing the BB to strike the cartridge's primer. The cartridge discharged and fragmented, striking Lloyd in the upper arm and lower leg.
He was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
Lloyd was subsequently charged with discharging a firearm in public and possession of ammunition by a convicted felon.
He later told police he found the cartridge while looking for scrap metal to sell.
As for the squirrel, one commenter suggested he probably died. Laughing, that is.