@cjhsa,
												Funny, 
Theres these two Jews  standing in front of a firing squad. The sergeant of the guard asked them whether they wished to be given blindfolds before they are shot.
The one Jew says
"No, I wanna look into the eyes of my assassins, you pigs'
The other Jew looks over  at the fist Jew and says
"Meyer., please,  dont make trouble"