Those silly bath salt zombies are at it again. This time, a Sons of Anarchy actor murdered an old lady and dismembered her cat, attacked a neighbor, and then leapt off the roof of the house - while displaying "superhuman" abilities - according to eyewitnesses. Drugs are bad people. When will people ever learn?
The synthetic drug “Smiles” may have been behind the fatal attack allegedly carried out by “Sons of Anarchy” actor Johnny Lewis on Wednesday, according to the Los Angeles Times.
Sources told the publication that detectives believe the hallucinogenic drug, C2-I, could have fueled Lewis into allegedly attacking and killing an 81 year old woman, from whom he is believed to have rented a room. He also allegedly dismembered her cat.
Lewis was found dead in the driveway of a home on Lowry Road in Los Angeles, after falling on his head from a balcony or roof.
The Times reports the incident began shortly after 10:30 a.m. on Wednesday when police were notified of a woman screaming and three men fighting.
I just finished reading that story - pretty strange.
I like how that's posted on "Grub Street".
This monkey has been on the loose in my area for three years now! I think he's smarter them most people in the area.
Wildlife officials in Florida say the mystery monkey of Tampa Bay bit a woman during an unprovoked attack in St. Petersburg.
Florida Fish and Wildlife spokesman Gary Morse says the woman was sitting outside Tuesday when the monkey bit her on the back.
The Tampa Bay Times (http://bit.ly/TfZIhE) reports the incident was reported to wildlife officials, who sent a trapper to the area.
The wild rhesus macaque has become famous in the Tampa Bay area. It has a Facebook page and has been featured on Comedy Central's Colbert Report. The elusive monkey has been spotted numerous times in the Tampa Bay area in recent years.
Officials have warned the public against feeding the monkey. Officials believe the monkey was cast out of a colony in Silver Springs near Ocala.
Maybe you need a few pythons to control the monkeys.
There you are minding your own business, and up comes a rogue monkey and bites you in the back.
Isn't that one of the published perks of living in Florida? If not, it should be in all of the Florida state tourist brochures.
Let me guess --- the monkey was taking bath salts.
hehe every now and then this monkey turns up on the local news. He’s even got his own facebook page
Officials believe the monkey was cast out of a colony in Silver Springs near Ocala.
Wait~~~~they have colonies of monkeys in Florida??
I have seen some guys wearing Skoal hats on asideaways , but they was more like apes.
Yes,,,, asideaways is spelled correctly.
DO NOT feed the monkey, he bites
We feed all the other strays in the neighborhood, wonder if I can buy some monkey chow at the pet store?
Forget WalMart. They don't even carry midget food.
They are baiting the trap with sandwiches...so I guess you don't need to go to Walmart.
Here is the creature
and a recent article..
My favorite line:
“… Seemingly unfazed by humans, it has been spotted several times relaxing beside people’s swimming pools,”…
And the guy trying to trap the little creature sounds suspiciously like Bill Murry in Caddie Shack
Feces-covered man arrested in Stuart
A man who smelled of booze and was covered in feces was arrested after being found sitting next to an air conditioning unit, according to recently-released records.
TCPalm reports that Martin County sheriff's deputies about 9:35 a.m. on Sept. 30 went to an address on Southeast Graham Drive in Stuart after a report that a man relieved himself in the yard and was now sitting on the side of the residence. The homeowner said she saw the man, identified as Samuel Niday, 37, near the air conditioning unit as he prepared to empty his bladder.
She said she closed the drapes and called for her husband. They took their 3-year-old child off the back patio and secured the house. A deputy told Niday to stand up and walk to the front of the house. His shorts were falling off. "Niday also had feces on and about his body," a report states.
Yeah, you got me, it should be ASSsideaways.
But here's this: Gov Scott fucks up!
Joe(Now you've got me all cattywampus.)Nation
I wonder if he has called that number so many times that he automatically posted that as his number.