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I want to sell my testical.

 
 
Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 08:42 pm
Is that possible? I mean my daughter was just born and I'm not wanting any other children.
How would I go about doing that?

Would you sell yours for enough money?
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 08:48 pm
What, pray tell, is a testical? Some sort of religious book?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 08:50 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Is this a testimonical?
Ferostie
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 08:51 pm
@Rockhead,
If you dont understand what a testical is.
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 08:53 pm
@Ferostie,
Ferostie wrote:
If you dont understand what a testical is.


Enlighten us, please.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 08:54 pm
Oh...wait. You must be English.
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JTT
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 08:56 pm
@Ferostie,
No thanks, Ferostie, two's company, three's a crowd.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 09:01 pm
@Ferostie,
Spendi?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 09:05 pm
@Ferostie,
Do you only have one?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 09:07 pm
@Ferostie,
Ferostie - you need to learn how to spell testicle, and you could benefit by looking up the word 'vasectomy' on google.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 09:32 pm
http://log.komma.net/archives/tfgumby2.jpg
I want to sell my brain!
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George
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 09:33 pm
Suddenleeee
He's not half the man
He used to beeeeeee
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 10:10 pm
"He only neets one goot ball"--Samuel Hochleitner
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 10:15 pm
They always need some for Menudo soup.
Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 10:27 pm
@CalamityJane,
CalamityJane wrote:

They always need some for Menudo soup.


I'm almost too afraid to ask!!!
roger
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 10:54 pm
@Wilso,
Tripes, actually.
Ferostie
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 05:31 am
@roger,
Oh so if I spell it wrong you act like fools? I finally get it we're all English majors here. Didn't think I was still in school.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 05:41 am
dont let em see you sweat kid. They give me crap alla time about my spelling. I just say "**** you" and move on.
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 06:17 am
@farmerman,
sew. Who can spel the beest?

ME Smile

If you are looking for a way to do that, why dont you look up some of the companies that harvest eggs from women and call them. A lot of times they know about almost any other form of for sale child bearing.. so to speak.. like sperm donation, surrogate mothers etc..
If it is possible, that would be your best bet for asking around I think.


Just dont let them dick you on your pay.
CoastalRat
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 06:19 am
@Ferostie,
Quote:
Oh so if I spell it wrong you act like fools?


It just depends on the question and the word which was spelled incorrectly.

Why would you think there would be a market out there for your testicles? A kidney maybe, but quite frankly your testicles are pretty much worthless to anyone but you. But if you really want to sell one, please use a sharp knife and don't forget to sterilize it prior to cutting one off. And if nothing else, it might make for a great conversation piece if preserved in a jar above your fireplace.
 

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