Odd, strange, or bizarre news stories from Florida

Walter Hinteler
Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2016 09:40 am
It was published yesterday, so not an April fool report:
Judge Says Creamery's All-Natural Skim Milk Isn't Skim Milk
A federal judge agrees with the Florida Department of Agriculture that an all-natural creamery can't label its skim milk "skim milk" because it doesn't add vitamins to it.

So unless an appeals court disagrees, the Ocheesee Creamery will continue to dump perfectly good skim milk down the drain rather than comply with the state's demand that it sell it as "imitation skim milk."
Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2016 11:08 am
True story, validated by Snopes.com: 15 ft long, 780 lb alligator captured and killed:

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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2016 11:12 am
@Walter Hinteler,
Just saw this post by Walter. I hope the Appeals Court disagrees.
Reply Mon 16 May, 2016 11:45 am
Fnck you assholes! Mad Crying or Very sad
Baby Shark Dies Because People Wouldn't Leave Him Alone
Reply Mon 16 May, 2016 12:53 pm
I was surprised when I read it was a nurse shark - they are aggressive at all. I have swam with them before. But any animal will bite to protect themselves. What sort of idiots these people are pulling on its tail what do they think is going to happen -- my only wish was that the shark was bigger and did more damage.
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Reply Wed 23 Nov, 2016 08:27 am
Florida Woman Accused of Shooting at House Guests Who Stayed Too Long

A Florida woman who thought her house guests overstayed their welcome was arrested after she shot one of them, authorities said.

Alana Annette Savell, 32, was arrested Monday on a charge of aggravated battery with a firearm, Bay County Sheriff's Office officials said.

A woman told authorities that she had gone to Savell's home with a friend. Savell said they started drinking and were getting too loud, and said she didn't want them in her home.

Savell armed herself with a handgun and started shooting at their feet from the doorway of the home, officials said. The woman was hit in the legs and was taken to a hospital for treatment. Savell's boyfriend was also hit in the leg with a bullet during the shooting, authorities said.

The boyfriend allegedly told authorities that he told Savell that if someone is told to leave their property three times, she is to get the gun and shoot it at the ground. If that doesn't work, she's supposed to shoot them in the leg.

Savell was booked into jail. It's unknown if she's hired an attorney.

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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2017 08:40 am
‘It was insane’: Maid of honor turns Florida wedding into nightmare
Posted 3:29 pm, January 11, 2017, by Tribune Media Wire

CHARLOTTE COUNTY, Fla. – It was supposed to be the best day of their life. Instead, their maid of honor got arrested and is facing several charges from a wedding day gone wrong.

The Charlotte County ceremony has been described as beautiful, but when the reception kicked off, guests said the maid of honor Amanda Willis hit the bottle hard – and almost hit the best man with his own car.

The wedding pictures tell the story of a content couple, Brian and Jennifer Butler. They had their cake and first dance while Willis started drinking.

“She was a mess. She drank almost a whole entire bottle of Fireball,” said guest Robert Templeton.

“She was drunk within 20 minutes to half an hour,” said Jennifer Butler.

Willis started asking people for their keys, according to those in attendance.

“She just went up to the best man and grabbed his keys out of his pocket and jumped in his car,” said Templeton.

Willis backed out and almost hit the best man – Brian’s brother, who grabbed on to the car, according to WBBH-TV.

“She took off, and his feet were dragging across the ground. He had to hit the E-brake,” said Templeton.

Guests wrestled Willis out of the car.

“She went back inside. She grabbed up the big bottle of Captain Morgan and just guzzled it like this,” said Jennifer Butler.

Then they say she got violent.

“As soon as I turned around, she came up and cracked me upside of the face,” said Templeton.

He said he swung back before he knew what was happening, and the deputies were called.

“It was insane. Absolutely insane,” said Jena Templeton.

Deputies said Willis claimed to be having an asthma attack and started shaking as if she were having a seizure. They took her to Bayfront Punta Gorda, where she exposed herself to deputies, assaulted two medics and kicked over her bed pan, according to the sheriff’s office.

“She had her be her maid of honor, and it was a bad decision,” said Robert Templeton.

While Willis was supposed to be the bride’s best friend, Jennifer Butler said the two are no longer friends.

This arrest is Willis’ ninth in Charlotte County. She faces charges of larceny, battery, grand theft of a motor vehicle, and violation of probation.

Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2017 11:08 am
Nobody likes their bridesmaid gown, but this is kinda beyond the pale.
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2017 05:03 pm
"It was a bad decision" said Templeton. Laughing

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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2017 12:21 pm
Florida teacher's license suspended after allegedly pulling chairs from under students

The Florida Education Commission suspended the teaching license of Robin Welch Kennedy for one year.

Kennedy is accused of pulling the chairs out from underneath her third-grade students when she taught at Neptune Beach Elementary School in 2013. The teacher asked her if the student had fallen, and Kennedy replied: “With a little help.”

The report also says the teacher saw it happen again to another student on the same day.

Students were transferred to other third-grade classes because of what happened, the report said.

Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2017 12:14 pm
GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ (farts)to amuse his wife.

Nuff said.
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Reply Fri 24 Feb, 2017 12:55 pm
Aak, that's terrible.
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