Montana,
It's true I don't watch Canadian TV unless you count the odd CSPAN broadcast of the proceedings in the Canadian Parliament - (I find their accents, with the hard consonants and loud aspirations a bit grating and the manner of speech is often as full of bluster as your Mr.Hurtig, but no worse overall than the oily platitudes of U.S. politicians.)
I don't watch much American TV either, and I doubt that viewing more of either it or the Canadian variety would do much to improve my (or your) understanding.
Perhaps you are too influenced by your Massachusetts experience. In my view it is one of the most disagreeable parts of this country. Fall River and Foxboro must be among the largest concentrations of stupid ugly people in the world - both veritable eddys in the genetic stream of American life. No wonder you prefer Canada.
There are loonies everywhere, but I don't think you are necessarily one. (Don't hang around with Hobit too long though).