@joefromchicago,
Quote:Re: Frank Apisa (Post 4998436)
Frank Apisa wrote:
I am not a horse's ass, joefromchicago...and I am not an atheist.
Of course not. After all, they're spelled totally different!
But seriously, Frank, if you can't answer one of my questions, just say so. Don't jerk me around by offering puerile word games instead of answers.
Frank Apisa wrote:
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Now, when you state "I do not have a belief that gods exist," how does that make you different from somebody who does not have a belief about the existence of any kind of god or higher power?
It doesn't.
Then you are, by your own definition, an atheist.
Frank Apisa wrote:
But because some pe0ple who "do not have a belief that gods exist" call themselves atheists...that does not mean that everybody who does not have a belief that gods exist is required to do so also.
That's the distinction? Atheists are people who call themselves atheists, whereas agnostics are people who call themselves agnostics? Really, I'm totally underwhelmed. If that's all there is to it, why the big ******* deal about denying you're an atheist?
Frank Apisa wrote:
One can "not have a belief that gods exist"...and be an agnostic and not an atheist.
I know, because I do not have a belief that gods exist...and I am an agnostic and I am not an atheist.
But you just said ... oh, never mind.
Frank Apisa wrote:
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If that's the case, how does one express a lack of belief in Santa Claus that does not include the possibility that Santa Claus exists?
How about: I do not believe in Santa Claus…in fact, I believe that Santa Claus does not exist?
Are those statements equivalent?
Oh, the anger! Joefromchicago...the anger! C'mon...control it. You know you can. We are all rooting for you.
Tell ya what. Call me a horse's ass again. That will perk you up.
Quote:Then you are, by your own definition, an atheist.
Oh, my, my, my. That is hilarious!
Nope, I am not an atheist!
You must be a treasure in court!
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Tell ya what, joefromchicago...let me tell you a lawyer joke. Supposedly real life court dialogue:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
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