@Frank Apisa,
Quote:I have lots of atheistic friends...and they seemed obsessed by them, so I do not want to insult them by guessing they do not exist.
How do you know you have any friends at all? What is your evidence? Obviously the more "friends" you have the more diluted the concept becomes. And, if only 10% of Americans are atheists, you are bound to have 9 times as many "friends" who are religious in some way, unless you make atheism a condition of your "friendship".
Are you merely making a crude allusion to what a really, really popular guy you are?
"Friend" is a relative concept. Unless it is tested to the limit it can be applied to members of the Society of Friends which is a national and international organisation from Alaska to Zanzibar.
A little thing like being caught
in flagrante delicto in bed with a couple of naked doxies has caused many a friendship to wither clean away. Even borrowing a lawnmower has destroyed many a happy friendship in grass makeover territory.
You have to admit that lawns present to the viewer a sight of the most deformed and tortured grass in the whole evolutionary canon of the monocotyledonous graminoid genera. A fiendish idea really in that a lawn serves no useful purpose unless it is merely to keep house prices up. And it never can because house prices are kept up by other interventions such as proximity to active volcanoes and deals about the route the new freeway should take. Two very simple examples I know but there might be an A2ker intelligent and brave enough to run them through the noggin for a while.
The Marquis de Sade, that great sublime martyr in the atheist cause, said that the propensity to manicure the environment betrayed a sadistic character. It explains why he was conducting research on the unmanicured. Not that he could find it of course which is why he resorted to the administration of certain chemical substances his valet had introduced into a box of chocolates which were to be presented to a likely looking slapper who had agreed to come to his rooms. For which offence he, and his valet, were sentenced to death
in absentia and were burned in effigy to slake the frustrated rage of the provincial aspiring classes. Being a moderate man he failed to appreciate how fast the lady could consume an expensive box of chocolates.
Or are you referring to your Christmas card list. Is the golfer whose ball you put in your pocket, to ensure it was actually lost, a friend.
As a matter of interest, how can anyone define a golfball as being "lost"? Except technically and tautologically. That's getting to the core of the religious belief in the sanctity of private property. Are you agnostic about the sanctity of private property? There's something a bit supernatural about that don't you think? Bearing in mind just the evolution of the human species never mind the rest of it.