OK, there are now at least ten witnesses that can corroborate Bush's appearance at the ANG base in Alabama. Here are four, with a link at the bottom to the rest:
Capt. Tom Stryker: "Oh yes, I absolutely, positively remember Lieutenant George W. Bush. Specifically, I remember him buzzing the control tower back in July of 1972. Why it stands out in my mind so clearly is that he wasn't even in a plane."
Col. Mike Kirby: "Me and GWB saw some heavy **** in the 'Nam, Pilgrim. Right there on the TV at Rawhide's Truck-n-Beer off I-65. Once on CBS I watched this Negra boy get offed by a gook, and I snapped - but ol' Crazy Horse Bush was there t'cradle my head, shake his fist, and swear if Charlie ever set foot in 'Bama - we'd Napalm the bastards just like the handbook says."
Ms. Velvet LaBouche: "Oh sure I knew George Bush in Alabama. He was always around the house in 1972. In fact, all the girls missed him so much when he left for Harvard, we made up a little rhyme to remember him by: "Little Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, serviced us gals till our cooters went dry. When Madame Sophie collected the tabs, Little Georgie Porgie was teeming with crabs!" "
Pvt. Pablo Cocaczar: "Oh yeah, I remember that dude in Alabama. I was way broke, and the base C.O. kept me on latrine duty for like five years, right? But then that hombre Bush shows up, and I made enough money to buy a new El Dorado on all the blow he scored from me. He'd do this funny thing where he'd put a pretzel rod through the hole where his septum used to be!"
More eyewitness testimony
here.
PDiddie has done it again. It's always great to go off to work laughing!
