The Hippie 10 comandments

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1)Everything’s connected (I’m in you and you’re in me), so act accordingly.

2) The true Bible is written in the hearts of the people, so follow your heart.

3) Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

4) Strive to be non-violent in thought, word and deed.

5) Do not lie, cheat or steal.

6) Heart energy is clean energy (as opposed to ego energy) so amplify your love vibrations and keep your ego in check.

7) Cannabis is “The Tree of Life” and has been since the dawn of civilization. Make the most of hemp.

8) Regarding cannabis, however: the less you do, the higher you get; strive to know when its appropriate to be intoxicated and when it’s not (unless you have a medical need).

9) Honor your elders, your ancestors and your children.

10) Pass to the left.

Nothing about gawd, please and remember to the left.

http://stevenhager420.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/the-stoner-ten-commandments/

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[+3] - rosborne979 - 04/09/2012Maybe not perfect, but a vast improvement over the original.

@raprap,

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1)Everything’s connected (I’m in you and you’re in me), so act accordingly.

Some truth in this. Nothing is entirely anything while everything is partly something else

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2) The true Bible is written in the hearts of the people, so follow your heart.

Utterly silly

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3) Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Denies all diversity

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4) Strive to be non-violent in thought, word and deed.

Violence is often appropriate

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5) Do not lie, cheat or steal.

Utter nonsense, excludes many if not most frames of reference

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6) Heart energy is clean energy (as opposed to ego energy) so amplify your love vibrations and keep your ego in check.

Your ego is part of your respect for yourself

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7) Cannabis is “The Tree of Life” and has been since the dawn of civilization. Make the most of hemp.

But then do ’t drive off in your Mercedes. If alcohol should be legal, however, so should pot

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8) Regarding cannabis, however: the less you do, the higher you get; strive to know when its appropriate to be intoxicated and when it’s not (unless you have a medical need).

Many if not most of us have the medical need at times and to some degree

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9) Honor your elders, your ancestors and your children.

What if my elder were Nazis

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10) Pass to the left.

You can’t adopt such a philosophy in its entirety without appearing massively stupid

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Nothing about gawd, please and remember to the left.

Perfect example under foregoing observation
http://stevenhager420.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/the-stoner-ten-commandments/

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@dalehileman,

All things in moderation.

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@raprap,

Maybe not perfect, but a vast improvement over the original.

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@dalehileman,

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9) Honor your elders, your ancestors and your children.

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What if my elder were Nazis

Or former US presidents, or former Russian Premiers, or Maggie Thatcher, or Tony Blair, or ... .

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@rosborne979,

Thank you Ros

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