Sofia wrote:PDid-- HEY!
It is interesting to see who is here now, and get a handle on their mojo.
I'm not your average conservative, and have been weighing the possibility of a switch to anarchy...so I don't know if they'll consider themselves my friends... but the more the merrier.
<smile>
dys enlightened me to the fact that I am an anarchist, never knew it ...it was shocking.
I think we're possibly all one phone bill away from anarchy.
Make that a cell phone bill, and you are correct. Goodtaseeya again Sofia.
Hiya, Professor.
We will target telecommunications first.
Damn them.
<evil eye>
Sofia wrote: Hiya, Professor.
We will target telecommunications first.
Damn them.
<evil eye>
Hell yeh!
The revolution has come / time to pick up the gun ... count me in for the Million Mobilephoneuser March to Orange, Vodaphone (etc) HQ - burn, burn, burn ' em down!
Iwas thinking of Sprint, myself....they of the "You didn't pyschically know what the bill was going to be, so we are slapping you with a late fee for not paying before you got the bill."
MCI!!
Kill, kill.
All the Bells! Even the babies!
Burn in hell!!!
(Million Mobilephoneuser March....I snorted with glee!)
Little David was in his 5th grade class in a school when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll make love for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set other children to work on some class work, and took Little David aside to ask "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He works for the Kerry campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids"
That's funny, but this is funnier...and more accurate
I give up.
I'm voting for Kerry.
I mean, he has promised some pretty great things.
TEN MILLION NEW JOBS--pay hikes for all--higher taxes--unlimited fried chicken--better weather...
How can Bush beat that?
Don't forget that he will re-green all the forests, close up the ozone hole, purify the air, provide water for the desert too. The only problem is that I've heard he'll ration beer.
He is so craggy and all-powerful!
Just that beer thing....
Does Bush have any beer rationing plans?
Okay, a chicken in every pot, and free beer.
roger wrote:A chicken in every pot?
He promised. But, hey, it should be a cinch after the ten million jobs...
<hiya, hot stuff>
You think Kerry will look better wearing that triangular hat? (I heard it lengthens the face...)
