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Masterbation

 
 
wallaby
 
Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 12:32 am
I was wondering whether it is a sin to stimulate the opposite sex? So do everything but sex.
 
fresco
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 01:32 am
@wallaby,
You are doomed for even thinking about it ! Twisted Evil
CoastalRat
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 07:25 am
@wallaby,
Sexual activity outside of marriage is a sin. God's Word goes so far as to say that to even lust after a woman is the same as committing adultery/fornication. So yes, masterbating each other would be considered sin.

Of course, why take my word for it. I'm sure you could ask your minister. I'm assuming you regularly attend church and consider yourself a christian, otherwise asking the question seems a bit pointless since the idea of sin is somewhat meaningless to anyone who does not believe in God.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 08:03 am
But if everyone involved in the discussion consistently misspells masturbation, is it still a sin?
maxdancona
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 08:06 am
@wallaby,
You are stimulating me just by posting this thread. I hope you are not a man.
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maxdancona
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 08:06 am
@Setanta,
Setanta, it was a sin for you to spell it correctly.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 08:51 am
@Setanta,
You beat me to it.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 09:05 am
@wallaby,
Let's be clear here. Are we talking electrical or manual stimulation?.
Either way don't worry Pilgrim.

For self stimulation, say three Hail Mary's and two our Father's.

For stimulation of the opposite sex, say five Hail Mary's, three Our Father's and light a candle to Mary Magdalen.

For stimulation of the same sex, prepare thy ass for a roasting. (win win) Laughing


CoastalRat
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 11:03 am
@Setanta,
Yeah, I noticed that in the original post and then did the same thing. But then, clowns aren't supposed to know how to spell. So see, I have an excuse.

Of course, I could claim he was into a little BDSM and this had something to do with him bating his Master, whatever that might be. Thus maybe he meant to spell it masterbating.
wallaby
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 04:26 pm
@Setanta,
im sorry for spelling it wrong.. but i am just wanting to know an answer..
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wallaby
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 04:34 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
its manual stimulation..
JPB
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 04:51 pm
Don't touch it! It (whatever it is) will fall off.
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 05:06 pm
@wallaby,
Manual stimulation is a labour of love.



Hard Labour.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 06:53 pm
are you being taught that masturbation is wrong?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 06:57 pm
@ossobuco,
It is if you're using a cactus.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 07:03 pm
@izzythepush,
I have sympathy for the questioner, it would be hard to believe how little I knew at, say, fifteen.
I've strong views now, very positive about masturbation as a societal and personal good.

Our poster believes in sin - I don't want to interfere with that except to tell (him) that some of us think it is fine, good.


To add, perhaps some pastors somewhere don't think this is a sin.

mismi
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 07:05 pm
@JPB,
Quote:
Don't touch it! It (whatever it is) will fall off.


Actually - I've heard you'll go blind.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 07:06 pm
@ossobuco,
So we're not teaching technique then?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 07:09 pm
@izzythepush,
frown...


but wait, I have worse to say. I wish more clergy had practiced this.
thack45
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 07:21 pm
it saved my marriage
 

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