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izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 07:40 pm
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:

frown...


but wait, I have worse to say. I wish more clergy had practiced this.

Not in the pulpit though, except possibly midnight mass, everyone's pissed then. On Christmas Eve the police had to be called to stop a fight down our way, maybe a bit of ecumenical wanking would have calmed things down.

http://www.bgtees.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/i/pint_and_fight_light_pink_1.jpg
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 08:04 pm
@izzythepush,
You're just bad.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 08:05 pm
@mismi,
mismi wrote:
Quote:
Don't touch it! It (whatever it is) will fall off.


Actually - I've heard you'll go blind.


Can i just do it until i need glasses?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2012 08:07 pm
@izzythepush,
Now wait, you brat, even I liked midnight mass.

On the other hand, you're working to be the new Fellini and getting there.
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2012 01:19 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

But if everyone involved in the discussion consistently misspells masturbation, is it still a sin?


It's a MORTEL sinn!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2012 01:20 am
@CoastalRat,
CoastalRat wrote:

Yeah, I noticed that in the original post and then did the same thing. But then, clowns aren't supposed to know how to spell. So see, I have an excuse.

Of course, I could claim he was into a little BDSM and this had something to do with him bating his Master, whatever that might be. Thus maybe he meant to spell it masterbating.


You're not a clown, you're two fluffy white dog wannabes.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2012 04:51 am
@ossobuco,
Thank you sweetheart, you're very kind.
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CoastalRat
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2012 07:24 am
@dlowan,
Quote:
You're not a clown, you're two fluffy white dog wannabes.


Yeah, but behind those two fluffy white dog wannabes is a clown just waiting to jump out and scare you.
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mismi
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2012 09:50 am
@Setanta,
Quote:
Can i just do it until i need glasses?


I am practicing amazing will power by not posting what I'm thinking.
Let's see...a ladylike way to say -

I think you already have glasses....which means....
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thack45
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2012 10:25 am
@thack45,
thack45 wrote:

it saved my marriage
hmm... or...

Quote:
singlehandedly saved my marriage

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb190/tint45/gasp.gif
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PUNKEY
 
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Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2012 02:35 pm
So the vote is 5 against one?

Seriously, mutual masturbation is often used by couples who don't want to have intercourse, for some reason or another. Oral sex is another alternative.

No, it's not wrong, evil or sinful. It's never wrong to touch someone in a loving way.

And if you don't have a willing partner, treat yourself.

CoastalRat
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2012 07:23 am
@PUNKEY,
5 against 1. I'll take them thar odds. I figured there would be a lot more jumping in to take the other side.

But just to clarify for the original poster, mutual masturbation, in my opinion, is perfectly fine between married couples. It is the unmarried issue which makes it sinful, in my opinion of course.

At the end of the day, each person must decide what is right or wrong based on whatever way they wish to live their life. Hopefully he will consider what is right or wrong for him and follow his conscience. That is all any of us can do.
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MrsVISHOUS2012
 
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Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2012 11:02 am
@fresco,
ROFLhahahaha have a care for the kid hahahahahaha
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