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@chai2,

chai2 wrote:

That is one scary lookin' woman . . . i'd run, not walk, to get away from her.

@Setanta,

Really?

I think she looks quite nice.

No more haircuts, hours saved styling hair (just a quick buzz with an electric razor.

You can wear hats and head scaves without worrying about your hair.

Overall seems like a real money and time saver, plus I like the way the tat curls on the front of her head.

Now, I don't like the black lipstick.

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@chai2,

If i saw something like that on a young man or woman, i'd not be surprised, and just think to myself "callow youth." But that is something someone does to attract attention, it's not the kind of thing you would expect from someone allegedly mature. It's kind of sad, really. I repeat, that woman is scary . . . and pathetic.

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@Setanta,

Ahhhhh applesauce.

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Meatloaf sammich . . . ambrosia ! ! !

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@chai2,

Well I never knew I was suppose to only fill up to those lines. I suppose a more proper person would care more about the liquor to solo cup ratio.

That song is hilarious by the way.

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I forgot to brush my teeth.

Film at eleven.

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@George,

I have to go take a drug test right now.

I just have enough time to smoke a bong

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@George,

What's the film of?

You didn't brush your teeth.

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@Lustig Andrei,

I sold a Black and Decker toy workbench for $20 today.

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I just steam cleaned the carpets. Then my freaking dogs came in. Managed to get one dog's paw clean. The other just jumped on the couch. Great!!
But I will not complain. It's January 4th and it's well above zero. No snow predicted, although there's been some freezing rain. Last year at this time, we were buried under 4 ft of snow and the thermometer never went above -10...

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@mismi,

mismi wrote:

I sold a Black and Decker toy workbench for $20 today.

I had bought 2 Scrabble Mugs for a dollar each awhile back, and within a few hours of putting them on ebay, sold them for $40.

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My English bulldog woke up with the runs. It's been an explosive day here.

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@chai2,

That is pretty impressive. I should have sold this before Christmas. But I didn't have the time then.

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@Questioner,

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My English bulldog woke up with the runs. It's been an explosive day here.

niiiiice

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@chai2,

chai2 wrote:

Reyn wrote:

It's raining here.

A light drizzle, or is it coming down like a cow peeing on a flat rock?

Oh, it was the latter, for sure.

Today, the wind is blowing hard.

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I had to change an air filter for a woman this morning. The old one looked as though it just came out of the box. I did the job, then put the replaced filter back in with the new ones.

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I burned my egg in a basket this morning. Now the house stinks.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/EggToast.jpg/220px-EggToast.jpg

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@mismi,

I'd gladly eat that.

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