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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:46 pm
mallards or teal?
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:49 pm
I have a desire to impregnate the teal, much like Jane.
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:49 pm
Forget I said that....... so sorry
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:50 pm
Am I alone here?
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:51 pm
WTF
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:52 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Yes. You are alone. (psst... I am not here. I am a figment of your duck filled imagination!)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:52 pm
You ought to be. In the Royal Navy, in days of old, the ships boy assigned to care for the fowl--the chickens, ducks and geese--was always called Jemmy Ducks, whatever his name had been.

I suspect that you lust after young Jemmy Ducks . . .
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:53 pm
@Setanta,
Jesus. Set is still alive?
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:54 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Strange days
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:55 pm
no -Set is now a spirit in the wind! (or pissing in the wind, more likely!)
Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:55 pm
@margo,
I used to get pissed . . . but i no longer take strong drink . . .

(Being spiritual and all . . .)
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:56 pm
Why Setanta chooses to chase the elusive fowl is beyond me.
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:57 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Has anyone seen Margo? One hot woman.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 04:00 pm
not hot any more - coldest winter for years!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 04:03 pm
Good grief. First there was the capybara siting in Paso Robles and now this. I almost started a thread on it, positing our guy would be lurking.

Land o'Goshen, it's good to see you, ducks, er, gus.

ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 04:08 pm
@ossobuco,
Add, mallards. Teals are foreign to me, and you know what that means.
They may quack funny.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 04:21 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
gustavratzenhofer wrote:

WTF


WTF, back at you!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 04:33 pm
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 04:47 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.sdith.com/images/designs/SD4039m.jpg
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 04:53 pm
By the way, gus, we have some new obstreporous types. The capys need to enlarge their swamp..
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