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rosborne979
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 05:11 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
gustavratzenhofer wrote:

mallards or teal?

I once raised a couple of ducks. They imprinted on me and tried to follow me to college.
sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 05:57 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
mallards.







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.





.


WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN, MAN?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 06:06 pm
A Gus sighting!!!! Hey, hi!

How long you back for?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 06:33 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Quote:
mallards or teal?


Crispy skin or confit?
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 06:54 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
mallards or teal?


Both.

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/844/cinnamontealducks.jpg
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 07:01 pm
@Ticomaya,
Aylesburyhttp://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/04/14/041429_5365f032.jpg
Duckhttp://styxview.com/USERIMAGES/Aylesbury-Duck-Web.jpg
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 07:40 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

Quote:
mallards or teal?


Crispy skin or confit?

My kind of thinking, exactly!
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 07:44 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Hello again, Gus. Surprised
Long time no see. Smile

Where the hell have you been all this time & what have you been up to?
Forget the ducks for a minute & fill us in on the details.
Is life treating you well?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 07:55 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
gustavratzenhofer wrote:

I have a desire to impregnate the teal, much like Jane.


OMG, a gustav sighting!!! Have I been impregnated already? One never knows with those swamp people, they're so quick in and out.....uuhh I mean from a2k of course!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 07:56 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
gustavratzenhofer wrote:

mallards or teal?


Duck that, where the duck have you been?
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 08:02 pm
While we wait for Gus to return ....

This cartoon has absolutely no relevance to this thread .... but it has a duck in it! Very Happy
And it addresses the serious issue of duck exclusion ....

(Just killing time while we wait.)

Ooops! I think I just stretched the thread.
Oh well ...
I did mean well ....


http://idiolect.org.uk/notes/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sorry-no-ducks.jpg
wandeljw
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 08:05 pm
@msolga,
msolga wrote:
While we wait for Gus to return ....


The last time he made us wait seven months.
msolga
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 08:08 pm
@wandeljw,
Do you think he gets some pleasure in making us wait, wandel?
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 08:11 pm
@wandeljw,
Naturally, I have assumed he's been incarcerated.

I don't think I want to know why.

I'm just glad he's back!

<goes off to search for 10 foot pole>
msolga
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 08:14 pm
@Eva,
Maybe he's out on parole? Smile
wandeljw
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 08:34 pm
@msolga,
This time I want you to supervise his parole, msolga. I don't want to be given that job again. Smile
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 09:23 pm
Yeah, that figures - someone had mercy with gustav and he's on parole now.
I think the last time he went to prison it was when he slapped G.W.Bush ...and the other time before that, he wrote a public threat to Huckabee in Arkansas speak. Didn't go over well either.....
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JTT
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 10:11 pm
@rosborne979,
Which of the three of ya had the highest GPA?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 10:28 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
gus, You old fart; glad to see you back.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 11:09 pm
@cicerone imposter,
msolga wrote "While we wait for Gus to return ...." I have a feeling Gus has 'ducked' off again!
 

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