@sozobe,
I kind of enjoy back to school shopping. I went to Target, it wasn't crazy at all.
I did get into a conversation with another shopper after she overheard me asking a clerk where I might find a particular item. I told the clerk that I thought teachers went out of their way to put one really bizarre, hard to find item on the list as a way to prank parents. Other shopper said "are you looking for two black, fine point, dry erase markers?" I said "No, I'm looking for an all metal pencil sharpener." We were laughing about how every year there is one item that you just can't find when other shoppers jumped in and we all started comparing lists. It was all fun and funny.
I was thinking it would make a great sit-com scene for some show like "Louie".