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Linkat
 
Reply Tue 16 Aug, 2011 02:35 pm
Make it a dirty one and get a bonus!

Thanks to Chai for the inspiration...
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Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 16 Aug, 2011 02:36 pm
@Linkat,
The Seven Dwarfs were sitting in a tub feeling happy.
So Happy got up and left.
Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 16 Aug, 2011 02:43 pm
@Linkat,
Give me a Woody and i’ll make you Buzz for light years
wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 16 Aug, 2011 03:05 pm
@Linkat,
On an Academy Awards show they performed a song from Toy Story. Robin Williams was next on stage and began by saying, "When I was a lad, I had a Woody and oh how I loved to play with it!"
Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 16 Aug, 2011 03:15 pm
@wandeljw,
Why was Tigger in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 16 Aug, 2011 03:41 pm
@Linkat,
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is fuckin' Goofy."

Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 16 Aug, 2011 04:00 pm
@Dutchy,
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser! It's a...
[sighs in frustration]
Woody: It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 16 Aug, 2011 04:40 pm
Why is there no Disneyland in China?

No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
Linkat
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 07:08 am
@panzade,
But what about Japan? Isn't there a Disney in Japan?
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George
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 08:48 am
As their numbers slowly dwindled,
the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 09:07 am
@George,
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they had sex. Pinocchio therefore went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 09:15 am
@Linkat,
Linkat wrote:

Thanks to Chai for the inspiration...

I see.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 10:00 am
@George,
There gotta be more dwarf jokes - there just so much there to work with.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 10:45 am
@Linkat,
Why don't the seven dwarfs play soccer?

They don't like grass stains on their balls.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 11:58 am
@Linkat,
sometimes i wake up grumpy
sometimes i let him sleep
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Linkat
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 12:35 pm
@DrewDad,
There also some joke around sitting on Pinocchio nose and telling a lie and telling the truth - anyone know that one?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 01:05 pm
@Linkat,
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! ...
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