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I don't know if this is true, but it sounds horrible.

 
 
chai2
 
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2011 03:11 pm
I was watching youtube the other day, and you know how one thing leads to another.

Anyway, I see this video on the right hand side of the screen...



I don't doubt that this is some nonsence, but, whipping out my calculator, I figured that's one about every 3 minutes if you'er awake 16 hours a day.

If it was all confined in one continuous batch, let's say each one lasting, what? less than a minute? That's 5 hours a day.

Who the hell wants to live with that? Would you?

All joking aside, if that happened to me, I'd have that entire area (you know, "down there") removed, or that area of my brain deactivated or something.
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Questioner
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2011 03:13 pm
@chai2,
I've seen "news" stories about something similar, and you are correct. It was both distracting and uncomfortable for the poor woman. I wish I could recall the link on it.
JTT
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2011 03:16 pm
@chai2,
Getting in the Guinness Worlds Records is hard work but somebody's got to do it.
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2011 03:29 pm
@Questioner,
"uncomfortable"?

It would be downright agonizing! Not to be miss TMI, but after an orgasm, having someone touching parts of you afterwards as if you are still having sex is not pleasurable.
There's a reason men have an overwhelming desire for a sandwich afterwards. It gives the woman a reason to get away for a minute.

ok, I don't know why saying this reminds of the following, but it does..

I know a woman who was married to this guy for awhile, that learned everything he knew about sex from watching porn films.

I kid you not when she said that he thought all women were supposed to be running around just raring to go at any moment. Not only that, but that all that yelling and moaning and squeaking those actress do was all totally real, and that they were just so into it and everything, every single second of it. She said when he wanted to have sex with her, he would have to be positioned, and try to get her in a position, as if a camera where filming them. He really thought that's what everyone does.

So, I guess someone who thinks women are that way believes that would be a dream come true for them (the woman I mean)

chai(wake me when you're done)tea
Questioner
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2011 03:44 pm
@chai2,
After so many years of it I believe 'uncomfortable' was the word she used to describe it. I can't imagine it myself, not being a woman, but I do relate to what you're saying about being sensitive as my wife has explained that to me many times.

As to your story, yet another example of how porn 'coupled' (snarf) with a lack of proper sex education casts it's distortions on the real world.
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jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2011 04:46 pm
@chai2,
Maybe she just needs a desk job? HAHAHA
Izzie
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2011 04:47 pm
@jcboy,
jcboy wrote:

Maybe she just needs a desk job? HAHAHA


<chuckes> you do make me laugh JC! Very Happy
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2011 06:53 pm
what..........in the holy hell..?

shes lying.
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2011 07:13 pm
@shewolfnm,
Thank you Mrs. Kinsey.
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maxdancona
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2011 07:16 pm
@shewolfnm,
What are you saying?

Can a woman really fake it 300 times a day?
Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2011 01:56 pm
@maxdancona,
I suspect that she wouldn't have to. Who's around to verify she's actually orgasming? They might be tiny ones. Not all orgasms are earth shattering.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2011 02:30 pm
@Bella Dea,
Bella Dea wrote:

I suspect that she wouldn't have to. Who's around to verify she's actually orgasming? They might be tiny ones. Not all orgasms are earth shattering.


Yeah, they might be like those little tics we all get, like when your eyelid twitches?

I hate that, everyone knows your orgasming.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2011 06:22 pm
@chai2,
Do you scream or squeal when you get those tics?
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2011 06:25 pm
@Mame,
Mame wrote:

Do you scream or squeal when you get those tics?


neither

I just bear it in grim silence.
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George
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2011 06:33 pm
I'm just trying to imagine her riding a bicycle down a cobblestone street.
JTT
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2011 06:58 pm
@George,
Thanks George. That gave me a real laugh.
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