Hey there Honey....

@Finn dAbuzz,

I'm not brit and I understood.

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@Linkat,

Finn does seem to have a problem with the flaming obvious.

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@Linkat,

Linkat wrote:

I'm not brit and I understood.

So did I, and thought it was funny.

Reminds me of the one about the lawyer saying to Mickey, "You can't divorce Minnie on grounds that she's insane"
Mickey said "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f*cking Goofy!"

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@chai2,

Yes I like that one.

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@Linkat,

You probably won't like this one. If Mickey has a cardiac arrest you will have to give him mouse to mouse resuscitation.

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@izzythepush,

But I'm not a mouse - I'd have to give him mouth to mouse resuscitation. Now if minnie were to do it, then it would be mouse to mouse.

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@OmSigDAVID,

OmSigDAVID wrote:

j/k

"Sir" can be very handy, for failures of memory qua names.
When I was practicing law, I found it convenient
in taking witness' testimony; I used it a lot, including children.

David
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Thank you...uhm...sir, for your understanding on this issue.

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@FBM,

OmSigDAVID wrote:

"Sir" can be very handy, for failures of memory qua names.
When I was practicing law, I found it convenient
in taking witness' testimony; I used it a lot, including children.

FBM wrote:

Thank you...uhm...sir, for your understanding on this issue.

I understood, that I coud not go rong calling
the witness "Sir" when I did not remember his last name.
That was convenient.

David

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@Linkat,

Ya hafta get up pretty early in the morning to get one over on linkat, izzy the p.

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@chai2,

I was up early today though, I took my son to London Zoo.

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About mijo and mija in the Spanish Southwest, I think it may have something to do with the Southern influence of addressing people by pet names. In Mexico things are considerably more formal. Polite strangers address each other as señor Sir, señora Mrs., señorita Miss, and joven young man.

What I've witnessed oftentimes is that when Mexican American women address Mexicans by mijo and mija, the Mexicans will respond by addressing the former as madre mother, which is a very cold sounding word in Spanish unlike more pet sounding terms like mamá or amá.

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@Sturgis,

Sturgis wrote:

As stunningly divine a thought as that may be...at .least to you and your classless ilk,
I shall pass on this mechanical involvement.

OK. U have permission to choose your own mechanical involvement.

David

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@izzythepush,

izzythepush wrote:

I was up early today though, I took my son to London Zoo.

I hope that he was suitably well armed
to defend himself in case u had any trouble on the way.

David

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@Linkat,

Are you enjoying the gold star awarded by izzypush?

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@Linkat,

am here to looking everlasting relationship

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@hassy,

wrong place

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@ossobuco,

I think m'Pacco was better with those kind of comments. More sort of in-your-face.

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@Finn dAbuzz,

Finn dAbuzz wrote:

Are you enjoying the gold star awarded by izzypush?

I have only ever awarded one gold star ever, and that was to Setanta. He churlishly refused it. Getting simple jokes isn't usually something to aspire to, but if that's your ambition, fair play. I hope that this Christmas, after pulling your crackers, you will chortle merrily upon reading the enclosed Yuletide howler. No more staring blankly into space.

You can make it your new year's resolution.

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@izzythepush,

By what reasoning woud anyone want to pull crackers,
at Christmas time, or at ANY time ??

David

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@OmSigDAVID,

To get to the contents therein, hat, joke and novelty. Here's Toad and Badger showing how it's done.

http://mediacentre.kallaway.co.uk/pics/river-rowing-museum/hires/Toad's-christmas-crackers.jpg

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