Next up: can they become a church for purposes of their followers' tax returns? Or will the German government confine them to the status of second-class believers, just like Jews, Muslims, and everybody else who's not Catholic or Evangelical-Lutheran?
Well, I think that they should get a premium status!
From their (German) website: "We also warn that the global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters are direct consequences of the declining number of pirates since the year 1800." Source