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Fri 24 Jun, 2011 12:32 pm
The fossilized remains of Eddystone, New Hampshire proctologist Hiram Fahrenheit have been found in a Martian meteorite--he was identified from dental records. Apperntly, Dr. Fahrenheit, on a sunny Sunday in the summer of 1973, told his wife (now deceased) that he was going out to pick some blueberries, and had not been seen since.
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In a related story, members of the International Astronomical Union have expressed concern at the rate at which Mars is breaking up into fossilized meteorites. Some members expressed concern that if the process accelerates, Mars may disappear altogether before the next American presidential election. Republicans have been quick to call for an investigation of Mr. Obama's NASA policies.
@Setanta,
I want some of what you are drinking, Set.
BBB
@Setanta,
Wow that's like so cool!
What will they find next, Harold Holt!?
@Setanta,
This same story has been reported elsewhere. However, the name of the proctologist was given as Ben Dover.
@Setanta,
I find this whole thread bewildering.
@rosborne979,
I am not taking part in this mean spirited poorly disguised diatribe on the integrity and credibility of one of our respected science correspondents.
Anyway, the proper term is "meatyerite"
@farmerman,
He meant Mercedes Ben Dover I'm sure.
@jcboy,
Was that Rabbi Moishe Ben Dover's wife?
I am gratified to see the dedication to the scientific method which is shown by the manner in which this thesis was taken apart like a cheap watch.
@Setanta,
And in further news just in, Martian meteorites have been found in New York proctologists. The gaeity of the ben wa balls and other furious celebrations of high fiving are unparallelled.
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:The fossilized remains of Eddystone, New Hampshire proctologist Hiram Fahrenheit have been found in a Martian meteorite--he was identified from dental records. Apperntly, Dr. Fahrenheit, on a sunny Sunday in the summer of 1973, told his wife (now deceased) that he was going out to pick some blueberries, and had not been seen since.
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In a related story, members of the International Astronomical Union have expressed concern at the rate at which Mars is breaking up into fossilized meteorites. Some members expressed concern that if the process accelerates, Mars may disappear altogether before the next American presidential election. Republicans have been quick to call for an investigation of Mr. Obama's NASA policies.
OK, if u say so, your word is good enuf for me,
but I must remain
skeptical that Roosevelt did not have enuf time
since 1942,
to give American soldiers a decent battle tank (Pershing, with 90mm cannon) by
June 6, 1944.
(
Some things r just
too implausibly outlandish to be
CREDIBLE. )
David
@Setanta,
Hey, I demand to see the link to your blog, proving your hyproctothesis.
@wayne,
Well . . . uhm . . . you see, the Japanese teeny soft core site that used to host my blog which proves all my hypotheses booted me off, so i'm still looking or a new home . . .
In a related story, Jimmy Hoffa has been found next to a Big Mac from 1983. This was discovered during Governor Chris Christie's yearly routine colonoscopy.
@wandeljw,
wandeljw wrote:
This same story has been reported elsewhere. However, the name of the proctologist was given as Ben Dover.
It was very sad....the family had a dog called Runn Dover....and he was.
I thought that dog belonged to Mike Hunt . . .
@Setanta,
I heard Mike was marrying one of the York Hunts?
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