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MISSING PROCTOLOGIST FOUND IN MARTIAN METEORITE

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 05:31 am
@dlowan,
Or was that a Europe Rikk?

(just keepin it even.)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 05:38 am
I think your problem is that you need Amanda Huggenkiss.
wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 05:42 am
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:

wandeljw wrote:

This same story has been reported elsewhere. However, the name of the proctologist was given as Ben Dover.


It was very sad....the family had a dog called Runn Dover....and he was.


It is all very sad, but it will help internet sales of Martian meteorites.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 06:02 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

I think your problem is that you need Amanda Huggenkiss.



Yeah.....and they look so cute in the shop, but they're a lot of work to clean up after and you have to find someone to look after them when you go on holiday....


; )
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 06:35 am
I think those fermented cabbage eating cats of yours are what makes you a sauerpuss.
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 06:36 am
@Setanta,
Ain't no puss....am a bun.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 06:37 am
Sauerpuss, hot cross bun . . . same difference.
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 07:06 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Sauerpuss, hot cross bun . . . same difference.


Says a chili dog with sauerkraut and mustard.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 07:10 am
Can't abide either of those . . . but it's supposed to warm up today, so i won't be chilly for long. Well, off to make some hasenpfeffer . . . say . . . if a wabbit got a boob job, would that be a jugged hare?
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 07:37 am
@Setanta,
We don't HAVE these boobs you speak of.
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 07:44 am
@dlowan,
That ain't what i heard . . .

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/69695_1642146887106_1039848353_1732707_1481736_n.jpg

And i heard some has got four times as many as the wimmins do . . .

http://informedfarmers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Summer-Mastitis.jpg
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 08:42 am
@Setanta,
Rabbit was only jessicas married name...she ain't a rabbit.

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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 07:02 pm
@dlowan,
Meanwhile, nobody has yet mentioned the disgraced porn star, Hugh Jorgen.
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