@matttheroman,
Good luck with Newfoundland and Labrador (it is one entity).
They barely tolerate being part of Canada and are really not fond of the U.S. there.
Alberta doesn't want anyone else messing with their oil and gas industry so you're outta luck there.
They're pretty mellow with their bud in B.C., so you might have a chance there. Though the big infusion of Hong Kong money in B.C. means you're going to have to deal with really high housing costs. Most Americans could barely afford to visit there. Invading hordes would need a LOT of cash - and U.S. funds are NOT accepted at par.