OOPS She Did It Again!

I've got a friend whose marriage didn't last that long.
She married a fella on a boat out on Lake Ontario. The captain was one of those marryin' captains.
By the time they got back to shore, she decided it was a mistake (weird, she'd known the guy for a lonnnnnng time before they married) and told the guy they wouldn't be living together. The marriage registration docs were submitted anyway (I can't recall who did that - the captain or the groom).
She got a letter in the mail from the government a short time later. The captain's licence had expired - she wasn't legally married - didn't need to get the thing annulled. Phew!

How do you do that? How do you get married and then want to back out of it half an hour later? How does one end up there, in that kind of situation?

Can you imagine how much we'd be paid as therapists if we could make sense of these things, eoe.

Interestingly (?), my friend is a gifted therapist, highly respected in her specialty field. Not so good at her own personal life.

You ain't kiddin'!!!!

My son use to love Britney when she was "suposedly" sweet and innocent, but he no longer likes her because he says she's a slut, lol. That's my boy :-D

And most amusing...Britney is supposedly a "Christian," and a fundamentalist at that, and lets not forget the "support your president" coment from a few months back. Gotta love it!

Oh gag!!!

Here we go: The budding Neo-Con herself!Cuz, like, America Rules, y'know...

So here she is...the new American ideal. Brainless, but with complete confidence in the government. Sigh. Read the entire interview. It's frightening. The headlights are beaming but there's no one at the wheel!

Another one bites the dust!

BRITNEY!
Just look at the anagram of her name.

"BEST PR IN YEARS"

Martin

Sorry Brit, your career has flatlined. Better do Playboy while people still remember your name.

Didn't she just release a new album? How is it selling, by the way. :wink:

Amusing anecdote. I first became aware of teh surgicaly enhanced Mousketeer in 1998, when channell surfing, I happened upon MTV's TRL. The guest was a blonde bimbette named "Britny Spears." "Wow," thought I, "they have porn stars on MTV now!"

A Britstorical view:
Britney's Personality

And isn't it fun to see that two highly placed girls never fail to ask themselves: "What would Britney do?"Like, should I pass out, or throw up first?

You need to take a Brit-knee break HB, yer gittin' obsessed . . .

If Britney didn't exist, the news media would have to do some legwork and report on other news. They need her!

the first step is to admit my problem.

Hey Cerealkiller, did you hear that Hef is wooing Britney not only for a photo spread but also his bed???!!! Claims he wants to date her.

Noooo...she's mine....my preciousssss!