I'm working (if you can call it that) right now at a model home, as the "hostess". I wish the agency had found a replacement for me, since I start my new job Monday, but, I made a committment, so here I am until 7pm.
A couple (the woman a really pushy pain in the ass) just stopped by to leave off some paperwork.
As they were leaving the woman said "Happy Easter" and I said "oh, for me it's Passover"....no I'm not jewish, I just like jerking people around.
The man looked puzzled for a second then said "Well, it's Easter, it just happens to be Passover also."
I replied "No, it's Passover, it just happens to be Easter also."