awww, i thought this thread was about my favourite western romance movie Hoof Hearted
@djjd62,
that's terrible....and wonderful
@mags314772,
that was one of many truly awful puns my father told when we were kids
if we're including domestic animal farts, I have to include those of my standard poodle, Marcus. One time he ate a dozen chocolate pastries he had filched from the sideboard in the dining room. After he projectile vomited off the edge of my bed, I rushed him to the emergency vet clinic at midnight. They checked him out and said he was fine, but that he might have "digestive repercutions" over the next few days, Well, the farts were so silent, and so deadly, that you had to hide your face in your own clothes to escape the noxiousness. I adored that dog.
I don't know but whenever I fart, man and beast are happy to lay claim to my gas because...I am the most interesting man in the world.
@chai2,
Quote:horrific ordor wafted over
1. was it the terrific order of the papers on your desk upon the wafting?
2. was the desk awash with ordure, to make no mention of papers?
3. is she regularly inclined to use the corners of desks for odoriferous meetings?
@shewolfnm,
You are not one of those nasty girls are you? You are their leader!
