Thu 31 Mar, 2011 08:01 pm
The Speaker of the Florida House ( and I won't name political parties or genders here) got upset today because a member of the house used the word "uterus" as part of the debate.

The objectionable quote is amusing on its own

Quote:

And I always say their philosophy is small government for the big guy and big government for the little guy. And so, if my wife's uterus was incorporated or my friend's bedroom was incorporated, maybe they would be talking about deregulating.


This earned the admonition.

Quote:

... the Speaker believes it is important for all Members to be mindful of and respectful to visitors and guests, particularly the young pages and messengers who are seated in the chamber during debates. In the past, if the debate is going to contain language that would be considered inappropriate for children and other guests, the Speaker will make an announcement in advance, asking children and others who may be uncomfortable with the subject matter to leave the floor and gallery


Yes. Think of the children!
 
msolga
 
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Thu 31 Mar, 2011 08:06 pm
Laughing Razz

Uterus is a filthy, disgusting word!
That guy who uttered in the parliament should wash his mouth out with soap!
Shame!
dadpad
 
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Thu 31 Mar, 2011 08:20 pm
@msolga,
I drove a uterus for years. I think it was a HG. i cant remember if it was tan or grey.

http://www.classicholdencars.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/HistoricUteHG_245_01.jpg
msolga
 
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Thu 31 Mar, 2011 08:22 pm
@dadpad,
HaHa, dp!
Very funny.
dadpad
 
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Thu 31 Mar, 2011 08:25 pm
@msolga,
Thats what i called it. Uterus. My 18 yearold bogun self thought that amazingly funny.
Mum wasnt impresessed.
msolga
 
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Thu 31 Mar, 2011 08:30 pm
@dadpad,
I must be rather like your 18 year old self, then. Wink

But amazing, the response to the word "uterus" in a parliament, don't you think?
dadpad
 
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Thu 31 Mar, 2011 08:34 pm
@msolga,
I'm amazed by the excuses given.

What young people shouldnt know about Uterusesesss...? Uteri?

msolga
 
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Thu 31 Mar, 2011 11:27 pm
@dadpad,
Children in Florida, obviously. Smile
jespah
 
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Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:00 am
@msolga,
This should not be a problem if you got your children from under a cabbage leaf like my parents did.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:07 am
@dadpad,
dadpad wrote:
Thats what i called it. Uterus.
My 18 yearold bogun self thought that amazingly funny.
Mum wasnt impresessed.
Because u were INSIDE it??

What does "bogun" mean ???
msolga
 
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Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:11 am
@jespah,
For years I imagine that I arrived as the result of an immaculate conception, jespah! Razz
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dadpad
 
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Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:12 am
@OmSigDAVID,
bogun = redneck ( or close approximation there of).

The vehical I refered to is called a utility. Commonly refered to In the laconic vernacular as a ute.
msolga
 
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Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:15 am
@dadpad,
Quote:
I drove a uterus for years. I think it was a HG. i cant remember if it was tan or grey.

http://www.classicholdencars.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/HistoricUteHG_245_01.jpg

In case any of you from other countries were scratching your heads & wondering .... in Oz this type of vehicle was known as a "ute".
msolga
 
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Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:16 am
@dadpad,
Snap!
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djjd62
 
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Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:20 am
@msolga,
in new jersey and some of the new york boroughs, a ute is a young person

"da utes of today got no respect for nobody"
msolga
 
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Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:21 am
@djjd62,
Quote:
"da utes of today got no respect for nobody"

Oh I love that! Laughing
djjd62
 
  1  
Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:31 am
@msolga,
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dadpad
 
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Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:35 am
The Ute are an American Indian people now living primarily in Utah and Colorado.
http://webspace.webring.com/people/vu/um_5232/piclink/ouray.jpg

If an indian woman from colorado were driving my car you would have a uterus in a Ute in a ute.
If she were a teenage indian woman from colorado that would be.... lets see now....
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Setanta
 
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Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:57 am
DAMMIT . . . stop saying uterus, what if some young messenger were to come here and read this ? ! ? ! ? Didn't think of that did ya . . . ya buncha potty mouths . . .
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msolga
 
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Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:58 am
Well uterus is a pretty foul word, but not half as foul as <gasp> vagina! Shocked

Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period.:
http://able2know.org/topic/143398-1
 

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