How can I make her cry?

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So my girlfriend's been being a real c**t lately and I just wanna make her cry, but I'm not sure how to go about this. I need some tips. Can anyone help me think of a way to make my girlfriend cry? It'd be really appreciated.

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[+6] - CoastalRat - 03/30/2011Yeah, you're a real catch there Chace. You wanna make her cry? Why don't you just walk away from her. That should have her crying tears of joy in no time.
[+3] - CoastalRat - 03/30/2011Yes, but that might be tough for him to do given how much he loves and cares about her...oh, wait. I thought we were talking about someone else. You know, someone who loves and cares for her as...
[+3] - joefromchicago - 03/30/2011[quote="Chace"]Can anyone help me think of a way to make my girlfriend cry?[/quote] Show her your penis.
[+3] - mysteryman - 03/30/2011THe fact that you want to make her cry tells me that you are an extremely immature person and most likely doesnt deserve to have a girlfriend. No man would want to inflict emotional pain on...
[+3] - DrewDad - 03/31/2011[quote="Green Witch"] Psst, JoeClyde, we're not that stupid. [/quote] I keep asking myself, why would anyone take this subject seriously enough to get upset about it? Obvious troll...
[+3] - Gargamel - 03/31/2011[quote="DrewDad"]If he posted that he wanted to knock down some little old ladies, tell little kids that Santa Claus isn't real, and follow it up by starving some kittens would everyone...

I'd suggest your time would be better spent finding out why she is being mean and nasty. Why dont you ask her.
Maybe it your attitude and you dont wanna know.

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@Chace,

She doesn't need a creep like you. Butt out of her life and do some growing up, or if you are already grown up, maybe consider lifelong celibacy.

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@Chace,

Yeah, you're a real catch there Chace. You wanna make her cry? Why don't you just walk away from her. That should have her crying tears of joy in no time.

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@Chace,

Brilliant

. She's unhappy (it's why women act mean) and you want to make her more unhappy. A smart man would be trying to make her cry with tears of joy to fix the problem, but no, you just want to add to her misery. Prepare yourself for a lonely life or one filled with conflict.

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@Chace,

You could leave her.

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@maxdancona,

Yes, but that might be tough for him to do given how much he loves and cares about her...oh, wait. I thought we were talking about someone else. You know, someone who loves and cares for her as opposed to someone who wants to purposely MAKE HER CRY!!!

Ok, now that I have that out of my system, I can move on. I feel the need to call my wife and remind her how much I love her. Maybe I'll even mention how lucky she is to have a man who doesn't want to purposely make her cry whenever she gets a bit grumpy.

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Try cutting a white onion while she's close by.

Of course, it'll make you cry too.

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@Chace,

Chace wrote:

So my girlfriend's been being a real c**t lately and I just wanna make her cry, but I'm not sure how to go about this. I need some tips. Can anyone help me think of a way to make my girlfriend cry? It'd be really appreciated.

You could commit suicide.

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Man, where's djjd?

He always has the best advice for these situations.

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@Chace,

Chace wrote:

Can anyone help me think of a way to make my girlfriend cry?

Show her your penis.

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@joefromchicago,

joefromchicago wrote:

Chace wrote:
Can anyone help me think of a way to make my girlfriend cry?

Show her your penis.

Sounds to me like that would be more likely to make her laugh, very loudly.

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hmmm....

I usually cry only when I'm quite angry.

There's been more than one person who has "made me cry" and very quickly wished they had not done so.

It would be nice if she were this type of girl too.

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@InfraBlue,

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@contrex,

contrex wrote:

joefromchicago wrote:

Chace wrote:
Can anyone help me think of a way to make my girlfriend cry?

Show her your penis vagina.

Sounds to me like that would be more likely to make her laugh, very loudly.

Fixed it.

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THe fact that you want to make her cry tells me that you are an extremely immature person and most likely doesnt deserve to have a girlfriend.
No man would want to inflict emotional pain on another person, for any reason.

You are the one that needs to seek help, and I would suggest that your girlfriend do the smart thing and drop you like a hot rock.

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@joefromchicago,

joefromchicago wrote:

contrex wrote:

joefromchicago wrote:

Chace wrote:
Can anyone help me think of a way to make my girlfriend cry?

Show her your penis vagina.

Sounds to me like that would be more likely to make her laugh, very loudly.

Fixed it.

No Joe, he's a dick, no doubt about it.

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@Chace,

Chace wrote:

So my girlfriend's been being a real c**t lately and I just wanna make her cry, but I'm not sure how to go about this. I need some tips. Can anyone help me think of a way to make my girlfriend cry? It'd be really appreciated.

Maybe you need to look in the mirror? You just want to make her cry? My, aren't you such a big strong man! I'm not saying she is right if she is behaving that way but you doing the wrong thing surely isn't going to make the situation any better.

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@Chace,

Learn to give back-handed compliments.

- some guys aren't into average looking girls. I have learned that looks are only skin deep. That is why we have such a good relationship.

- I like a woman with a little junk in the trunk. You put on weight in the right places.

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@JoeClyde,

Psst, JoeClyde, we're not that stupid. I think only a woman with poor self-esteem would not have a problem with your statements, the rest of us would start looking for an exit. If your girlfriend said to you "I don't need a guy who is good in bed, I like our sex just the way it is." would you think everything was to her satisfaction? Would you stay in the relationship? I don't think such statements would make her cry, it would make her think "The End".

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