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DYSLEXIA'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

 
 
mikey
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 09:18 pm
stop yer whining,,,,,i'd trade places with you in a heartbeat.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 11:17 pm
truth
Why are you so tired, Dys? Does it have something to do with the thinness of your blood due to the Coumadin. Has it lowered your blood pressure too much?
Actually, I would be surprised if you were not fatigued after what you've been through.

See you when you're back C.I. Why two weeks? That's a long time.
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 11:30 pm
Mikey, take back what you said. I wouldn't wish a stroke on anybody--remember that old saying, "Be careful what you wish for."

JLN, it's a little bit of both--the doctors said that the tiredness would last quite a while because of the stroke--and the effects of the coumadin level is also making him tired. Hopefully it will be steady within a week.

C.i., try to get back sooner--we'll miss you.
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 11:44 pm
hey dys...rootin for you. Hang in there fella. Come springtime, when the snow goes up and the bears come down, perhaps a friend and I will come visit. I'd like that.
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2004 11:48 pm
Bernie, we would love to see you and your "friend." Is that the friend who is so gorgeous that everyone wonders what she sees in you????
(Just kidding) LOL
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 03:28 am
{{{Diane & Dys}}}
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 04:44 am
dyslexia wrote:
I feel like a friggin' cripple!



You are a strange, baaaaaad man Dyslexia!

Leave off feeling the friggin' cripples until you are stronger! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 05:10 am
Quote:
I feel like a frigin' cripple!


Bob-But you CAN feel, can't you? Consider yourself ahead of the game! Very Happy

Seriously though, what you are feeling is NORMAL. You have survived a trauma, and it is going to take time for you to come back to yourself.

Now quityerbitchin', and give Diane a great big kiss!
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 09:08 am
ms dianne

Clearly, our relationship will henceforth gain a more distanced and formal character.
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 09:11 am
...and my "friend" is no one you've ever met...gorgeous, yes...a star of the ballet stage, an interior decorator of unusual taste and sophistication, and, all in all, a very nice fellow.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 10:20 am
truth
Blatham, LOL, literally on the floor.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 08:21 pm
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would
grant each of them a speical wish..

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh!
Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...
immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!!
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 09:10 pm
truth
Yes, what's the saying? Be careful what you wish for....
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Rae
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 09:14 pm
Hiya dys!

Love ya to pieces!

Honest!

Rae xx
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Misti26
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 10:06 pm
Dys, it hasn't been that long, so give it some more time ... I know it's difficult to believe, but you WILL be back to normal in no time ... believe me!

We're rootin' for yah, and we KNOW you are going to boomerang soon, so I'm duckin' ............Love yah!
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 11:01 pm
Yeah Deb, he does get a little strange with this longing to feel a cripple, but then, that is just one of his many charms.

Um, Bob, did you see what Phoenix ordered you to do?????? Get over here, sweet cheeks.

Bernie, so you've become a metro-sexual? When will you be appearing on TV? Will my abject sorrow at our formal and distanced relationship have any chance of changing it back to the usual satire and low comedy?

c.i., that's the gooood fairy!

We went out with friends tonight and Bob ate very well and even had energy to play a little pool when we got back to their place. His coordination needs a little more time to return to normal, but he held his own pretty well.

PROGRESS

Love to you all for your good thoughts.
Diane
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2004 01:30 pm
truth
Diane, poor coordination? What's Bob's score on the klutzometer?
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urs53
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2004 02:06 pm
Diane, I am very happy to hear that.

Did he give you that great big kiss yet?
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Misti26
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2004 07:48 pm
Bob!!! I LOVVVVEEEEE POOL! Can't play it worth a damn, but I still love it!

Great to hear you're coming along so well and I'm thanking God you have dear Diane there taking care of you!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2004 08:22 am
Alert!
I was doing some research, and I think I stumbled upon what happened to dys ...

some symptoms ...

Quote:
My hands are shaky and my knees are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet


Quote:
My tongue get tied when I try to speak
My insides shake like a leaf on a tree


Quote:
What's wrong with me?
I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree


Quote:
My heart beats so it scares me to death!



OMIGAWD!

dys is all shook up!


A well I bless my soul
What's wrong with me?
I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug
I'm in love
I'm all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My hands are shaky and my knees are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
Who do you thank when you have such luck?
I'm in love
I'm all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

Please don't ask me what's on my mind
I'm a little mixed up, but I'm feelin' fine
When I'm near that girl that I love best
My heart beats so it scares me to death!

She touched my hand what a chill I got
Her lips are like a vulcano that's hot
I'm proud to say she's my buttercup
I'm in love
I'm all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My tongue get tied when I try to speak
My insides shake like a leaf on a tree
There's only one cure for this body of mine
That's to have the girl that I love so fine!


(words & music by Otis Blackwell - Elvis Presley)
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