DYSLEXIA'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

and what happened to Minimus?

you called?

Turned into maximus

um, how?

truth
That's right, Osso. I may have referred to Glueteus Minimus. And, yes, Dys, that's your new name in my pantheon of greats: Gluetus Minimus.

JL, I was kidding. But then, maybe you did, it sort of rings a bell...

Gluteus Minimus is a much more polite description than that of one of Bob's friends who informed him that his ass is 20% less than the law allows.

I'd love to find a way to give Bob some of my excess bottom.

Dys seems to be the same physical type as my husband. I called my hubby "Snake Hips" for a long time. He wore 28 waist, 36 inseam Levis when I first met him. No ass at all. Just legs clear up to the armpits. He's filled out a little through the years...but just a little. That's okay...how many 50 yr. old men are 6'2" and weigh 178 lbs.? He hated being skinny when he was younger, but loves it now. All his friends are jealous, and at this rate, he'll never need to diet.

(And yes...I agree with you about giving him some of mine! Why is it that these skinny cowboys always prefer well-rounded women? Don't answer that. I wouldn't change it for the world.)

Ditto, Eva--we just seem to go together.

Diane and Eva - yup, it seems to be perfect match. Just have a look at my skinny husband...

Oh Urs, you of the beautiful body, don't even think you come close to my chubbiness. Remember, I've had the pleasure of meeting you in person. Both you and Big Dice are gorgeous!!

I second that Diane, you of the most beautiful eyes on earth ... then again, I'm partial, everyone there was beautiful to me:)

I'm gonna be absent from A2K for about two weeks, because my 2 wire connection to DSL is broken, and I must replace it. I'm using my son's computer to post this note. c.i.

Misti--so true!! I LOVE a2kers!!

Latest update--the doctor is having trouble getting the coumodin level in Bob's blood where it should be. He had way too much at first, now it is way down. Guess it will take some time to find the right dosage. Until then, he will continue to be terribly tired.

Other than that, he is doing well and his mood is good. Can't hold a good man down!

Diane's quote, "Other than that, he is doing well and his mood is good. Can't hold a good man down!" That's what all the women say!

Now Diane, WHO would WANT to hold a good man down????? I would, heh heh heh ... !!!

And I can't imagine a man who wouldn't enjoy it tremendously!!

:wink:

I feel like a frigin' cripple!