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I'm writing a book

 
 
spendius
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 06:13 pm
@farmerman,
Quote:
CAtor is the generic name that was chosen for ALL beavers in the world.


Not where I come from.
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Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 06:57 pm
@farmerman,
Quote:
you seem so damned touchy with people you fear
Ok, I missed the humuor but I dont fear you . Looking back at the lighter side, I might manage a very slight smile.....(crackling noise) boy am I going to be sore tomorrow.......

And you have made no response to fiber being the original latin word...why ? Because I am right .
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 07:09 pm
@Ionus,
I responded , you just are too damn thick to understand. What parts dont you understand dimmy?

CASTOR fiber--Eurasian (Brown) beaver

CASTOR canadensis--North AMerican beaver.

(Yawn) . when you get it, you can tell your friends that you learnt something in binomial nomenclature.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 07:15 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
    http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/f08010ae66e1e7030f14df17db524b78?r=R&d=identicon&s=180                            DAVID--Heres his avatar. The squirrel looks like a candidate for some orthodontics.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 07:35 pm
@farmerman,
This is so typical of your bullshit . Change the topic, ignore your previous error and declare yourself the winner . FIBER is latin for beaver......now change the subject to the propeller cap on your head.... You will never get it but people can see you making a fool of yourself.....why cant you ?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 07:37 pm
@Ionus,
I think you should ask George.

before you go resorting to dave size letters and all...
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 07:39 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:
    http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/f08010ae66e1e7030f14df17db524b78?r=R&d=identicon&s=180                            DAVID--Heres his avatar. The squirrel looks like a candidate for some orthodontics.
O, I c.
He 's a cute little fellow; I like his attitude-- a rodent of wisdom.

That puts me in mind of a motorcycle I saw,
mounted with a tailgun:
a miniature .22 caliber belt fed machinegun
(not to be confused with a .308 caliber M134 Minigun).
I don 't know whether it was functional.





David
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Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 07:41 pm
@Rockhead,
Fair enough . It is rather frustrating to explain it and then the old fool goes and changes the topic to modern nomenclature . What does that have to do with the meaning of the word ? Nothing..it is the other way around, but he just sees everything backwards...mainly in terms of if he admits to being wrong, it would harm the community because they would lose faith in God . He is an absolute arsehole impersonating a human being .
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 07:44 pm
@Ionus,
you, admittedly, have an upside down perspective...

and that kiwi chip on yer shoulder.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 07:50 pm
@Rockhead,
Mexicans should be seen in their tens of thousands and not heard .
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 08:05 pm
@Ionus,
care for a tortilla, gringo?
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 08:10 pm
@Rockhead,
I love mexican food....nachos, borittos, tomatoes, potatoes, just put an os/oes on the end, add spices and get your fingers away from the machinery.
RexRed
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 03:22 am
http://www.geology.ar.gov/images/wateruse_beaverdam.jpg

Beaver Dam
OmSigDAVID
 
  0  
Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 03:30 am
@Ionus,
Ionus wrote:
I love mexican food....nachos, borittos, tomatoes, potatoes,
just put an os/oes on the end, add spices and get your fingers away from the machinery.
Yeah, but have u ever shot bottles at a range of 35 feet with a .357 magnum,
while hanging upside down, like a BAT ?

(I will confess that I have not.)
Put THAT in your book, Bob.




David
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Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 05:33 am
@RexRed,
They must have been as busy as a beaver to build that....
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George
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 06:39 am
I'm a beaver,
You're a beaver,
We are beavers all.
And when we get together,
We do the beaver call.
e to the u, du / dx
e to the x, dx
Cosine, secant, tangent, sine
3.14159
Integral, radical, mu dv
Slipstick, slide rule, M-I-T!
Gooooooooooooooo TECH!

parados
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 07:16 am
Castor means wheel.
Castor oil is wheel grease.
Wheel grease is made out of silicone..
We all know how silicone is used.

I KNEW IT!!

We ARE talking about breasts.
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 07:30 am
@parados,
Theres enough here for a damn good book . SOmebody will surely read it.
I now have an urgent need for a haircut.
hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 07:53 am
@George,
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/080/c/8/JUSTIN_BEAVER_by_TheRealJacobBlack.jpg
George
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 07:55 am
@hingehead,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[flees in terror]
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