I'm writing a book

I have a mild touch of obsessive-compulsive disorder,
(tho no sequential rituals, nor any other rituals)
& I have phobias against collectivism and against authoritarianism, including control of guns or other means of survival.





David

Well you should look at the pictures from last year on David's link -

That will surely convice you must attend.

That's Piglet.

Alright, this thread is too silly. I'm calling in authorities to shut it down . . .

Nuh uh....



Or is she?

To be continued.....

You need more help than I can give you . But anyway....I am saving up my money for a sex change . I want to be a lingerie model . Would you buy lingerie if it was modeled by a 110 kg muscular handle bar mustachioed ex-soldier ? I am betting you and others would......

But I will not be doing red or black colours, as I dont want to look cheap and nasty . I will be doing white (I am entitled) and see through, however . But not edibles ! Dont want to take any chances .

So you see I do not have any personality disorders, it is all the other people that I argue with who need help .

Nah!

I can do the drawings for your book. Is it gonna be a fold out? Theyre my favorite. I get all my dinosaur **** from pop up golden books.

im a hooker

Oh--she is osso. Very much so. Those are two of the things I like about Queenie. And her honesty is another.

Give us your considered opinion on men she. These women who praise them in the service of justifying having married one of the silly fuckers are not to be trusted.

Me, I'm a scrum half.

unreconstructed prescriptivist

I'd've taken you for a loose forward.
(I wonder will that trigger a Viagra ad)

She has no idea what your talking about hinge.

I'm a left back. (in the change room)

I think we have all thought of being an orange at some time or other, I know I have.....but what about half time ? Who is there to save them from being squished ? As we journey through life's imponderables, I think it is important to remember I have ALL the answers but none of the questions....this leads to great confusion as to match what with what .....but we are all on the same tree, and half time is approaching fast . Remember, orange is just a colour......

I'm emo sensitive, have spontaneous outburts of laughter followed by extreme rage.

Neither do I.
But I'll be a full forward.
(I think I'm sort of on the right track here?)

You're just lucky, George, that JTT hasn't caught on yet . . . because he'd stalk you if he (?) did . . .

A reference to positions in sport, Miss School Marm.