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I'm writing a book

 
 
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 06:16 am
@msolga,
Half full forward is left right out.
Izzie
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 06:21 am
@laughoutlood,
hand off, out to the wing, stay in touch, dive... try!
hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 06:28 am
@Izzie,
I know why a try is called a try. Because if you got one you got to 'try' and kick a goal,which used to be worth more points. But I can't remember my first name. I like turtles.
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 06:33 am
@Setanta,
Quote:
A reference to positions in sport, Miss School Marm.

So is full forward, Mr Snooty Dog.
djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 06:39 am
don't know why i didn't think of this before


This is my life and this is how it reads
For every chapter, a thousand memories
A murder, a mystery where everybody bleeds
A fantasy, a thriller with romance and disease

Diary entry 9th of May '62
We've had some ugly babies but none were quite like you
Diary entry '62 end of May
It looks as if the nose and chin are definitely here to stay
They're here to stay, they're here to stay

If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking
I'm a failure
You are, you are
And if I seem half-hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted
And I'm a failure
You are, you are, you are (I am)
You are, you are, you are (I am)

This is my life and this is how it reads
A documentary that nobody believes
Albert Steptoe in 'Gone with the Breeze'
Mother played by Peter Beardsley, father by John Cleese

Diary entry '68 end of the year
A cardboard Apollo 6 has given the all clear
11th December '68 Captain's log
Proposed trip to Mars is cancelled due to fog
It's due to fog, it's due to fog

If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking
I'm a failure
You are, you are
And if I seem half-hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted
And I'm a failure
You are, you are, you are (I am)
You are, you are, you are (I am)

This is the play, it was I who wrote the script
Terry meets June in 'Tales from the Crypt'
It was going to be a film but the camera person slipped
They later found him scolding a banana

Diary entry 10th of April '89
The world is going mad but me I'm doing fine
I'm doing fine

Back to bed, back to reality
Just fine.
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George
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 06:49 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
You're just lucky, George, that JTT hasn't caught on yet . . .
because he'd stalk you if he (?) did . . .

I live on the edge.
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 07:47 am
@George,
Yeah but it's probably like Wenlock Edge where houses are built and it's nice to take a stroll on in sandals in the balmy summer evenings. It's hardly likely to be like a razor's edge now is it? Be honest George.
George
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 07:54 am
@spendius,
This is A2K, Spendie (if I may use the vocative). No strolls or sandals here.
It's all duck and dodge in Doc Martens.
Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 07:55 am
@msolga,
What about fast forward?
djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 07:58 am
@George,
plenty of trolls and scandals


and usually together
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 07:58 am
@Setanta,
Quote:
What about fast forward?

a TV show from the 90's
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Setanta
 
  0  
Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 01:32 pm
ABC?
msolga
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 03:52 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
What about fast forward?

They have to be fast because full forwards are the ones who kick most of the goals.
They'd be useless if they were on delay.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 07:43 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

ABC?

si!
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 01:18 pm
@Francis,
Francis wrote:
Hive bin in vited to this evening's Mensa me ting, but hiven't Reese Ponded yet.

What does it say about me?

I've a faux n' ethic problem...
That 's clever, Francis!

C u at the next 1, if u solve your problem.





David
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 01:22 pm
@spendius,
spendius wrote:
Oh--she is osso. Very much so. Those are two of the things I like about Queenie. And her honesty is another.
If the Queen comes to New York (honestly), then she can meet the Tsar.




David
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 01:56 pm
Dys, you already know this, but I like night driving in the mountains without headlights. A little crazy.

There are too many sickly sweet people in the world so I stalk them and knock them on the head with a sagauro arm and then eat the flower. No, not.

I hear the ripple of butterfly wings.
roger
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 01:59 pm
@Diane,
I used to like night driving in the Everglades without headlights when I was much younger, but the worst that could happen was running off the road into a quicksand malarial bog filled with alligators and snakes.
parados
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 02:47 pm
I once filled my pocket with worms.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 05:40 pm
Would family photos help?
http://www.funnycoolstuff.com/images/twin-outlaws.jpg
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