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ARE CANINE DATING SITES WHAT THEY ARE CRACKED UP TO BE?

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 08:30 pm
I mean, i obviously don't want some hulking, drooling german shepherd, or some yappy little chihuahua . . . can anybody help me out here?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 08:32 pm
@Setanta,
I hear they set you up with some real dogs.
littlek
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 08:32 pm
Woof woof, wag wag
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 08:34 pm
Boom, that's got to be the lamest joked i've heard in a month of Sundays . . .




I salute you . . .

*****************************************

Lil Kay

Arf arf arf . . . pant, pant, pant . . .
Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 09:19 pm
@Setanta,
Is this for yourself....or for your dog? Wink
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Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 09:22 pm
@boomerang,
boomerang wrote:

I hear they set you up with some real dogs.


Laughing

Cycloptichorn
PaddyH
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 09:34 pm
@Cycloptichorn,
Boomerang is right.Some of them are bitches.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 09:36 pm
@Setanta,
Fido know if you herd, and I kind of hate to pointer this out, but those places charge poodles of money to join. Collie me skeptical but I think they're a cocker poo.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 10:49 pm
Oh . . . i'm in pain . . . OWWWoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . .
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 10:54 pm
Don't aim too high, my man. Just be happy if she sniffs ass on the first date.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 01:10 am
@Setanta,
Are you looking for a long term relationship, or just trying to get chummy with some new breeds?

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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 02:37 am
@Setanta,
Watch out, as they really take a bite outta your wallet. But if you hang in there, some of biyatches can be really fetching. In fact, a friend of mine has a new leash on life. Just be smart about adding those tasty treats in your front pocket.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 03:51 am
These jokes are real howlers, folks . . . if i could still edit, i'd rename this the low jokes thread . . .
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 06:44 am
I asked my dog, Sophie.

So, are you looking for some unleashed passion?
Some loving on the (dog) run?
What if things get hairy? (and, believe you me, a lot of them start that way.)

You have to think about ----hey, where's my ball??----I like to chase my ball---what?

We're going for a walk now.
Joe(I need to calm her down)Nation
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djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 06:47 am
if the first date at the dog park doesn't work out. don't give the bitch your number, she'll hound you
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 06:48 am
I salute whoever tagged this "Black Asian Hispanic Bitches" . . . i love it when satire is recognized.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 07:05 am
If they set you up with someone well heeled don't pinscher afghan on the first date like you did the last time.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 07:12 am
Thank you for the public embarrassment, Boom . . . i always know i can count on you . . .
boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 07:26 am
@Setanta,
Then mind your manners!

Sit. Stay. Get out of the kitchen. Don't beg at the table. Get off my bed you stinky meathead.
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 07:29 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

I mean, i obviously don't want some hulking, drooling german shepherd, or some yappy little chihuahua . . . can anybody help me out here?

What are you? Some kind of terrierist?
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