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Mon 28 Feb, 2011 08:30 pm
I mean, i obviously don't want some hulking, drooling german shepherd, or some yappy little chihuahua . . . can anybody help me out here?
@Setanta,
I hear they set you up with some real dogs.
Boom, that's got to be the lamest joked i've heard in a month of Sundays . . .
I salute you . . .
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Lil Kay
Arf arf arf . . . pant, pant, pant . . .
@Setanta,
Is this for yourself....or for your dog?
@Cycloptichorn,
Boomerang is right.Some of them are bitches.
@Setanta,
Fido know if you herd, and I kind of hate to pointer this out, but those places charge poodles of money to join. Collie me skeptical but I think they're a cocker poo.
Oh . . . i'm in pain . . . OWWWoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . .
Don't aim too high, my man. Just be happy if she sniffs ass on the first date.
@Setanta,
Are you looking for a long term relationship, or just trying to get chummy with some new breeds?
@Setanta,
Watch out, as they really take a bite outta your wallet. But if you hang in there, some of biyatches can be really fetching. In fact, a friend of mine has a new leash on life. Just be smart about adding those tasty treats in your front pocket.
These jokes are real howlers, folks . . . if i could still edit, i'd rename this the low jokes thread . . .
I asked my dog, Sophie.
So, are you looking for some unleashed passion?
Some loving on the (dog) run?
What if things get hairy? (and, believe you me, a lot of them start that way.)
You have to think about ----hey, where's my ball??----I like to chase my ball---what?
We're going for a walk now.
Joe(I need to calm her down)Nation
if the first date at the dog park doesn't work out. don't give the bitch your number, she'll hound you
I salute whoever tagged this "Black Asian Hispanic Bitches" . . . i love it when satire is recognized.
If they set you up with someone well heeled don't pinscher afghan on the first date like you did the last time.
Thank you for the public embarrassment, Boom . . . i always know i can count on you . . .
@Setanta,
Then mind your manners!
Sit. Stay. Get out of the kitchen. Don't beg at the table. Get off my bed you stinky meathead.
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
I mean, i obviously don't want some hulking, drooling german shepherd, or some yappy little chihuahua . . . can anybody help me out here?
What are you? Some kind of terrierist?
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