@JGoldman10,
What conversation would you take place in that required you guessing at a color of a person's skin?
Here is a similar conversation:
dumbass: Hey, exactly what color would you say JGoldman is? A mocha? A latte?
Lash: You're kidding, right?
dumbass: No, I want to know what color we should say he is.
Lash: Why? That's stupid.
dumbass: I just do. Would he be mad if I called him cappuccino?
Lash: No, but I'll clock you if you do.
dumbass: Why?
Lash: Because. it. is. stupid.
dumbass: What are you mad about?
Lash: dumbass