The Politics of Self-Pity 
March 14, 2004 
 By MAUREEN DOWD 
WASHINGTON 
Republicans relished their philosophy of personal 
responsibility last week with John Belushi's famous mantra: 
Cheeseburgercheeseburgercheeseburger. 
When the House passed the "cheeseburger bill" to bar people 
from suing fast food joints for making them obese, 
Republican backers of the legislation scolded Americans, 
saying the fault lies not in their fries, but in 
themselves. 
"Look in the mirror, because you're the one to blame," said 
F. James Sensenbrenner Jr. of Wisconsin, home of brats and 
beer bellies. 
So it comes as something of a disappointment that the 
leader of the Republican Party, the man who epitomizes the 
conservative ideal, is playing the victim. President Bush 
has made the theme of his re-election campaign a whiny "not 
my fault." 
His ads, pilloried for the crass use of the images of a 
flag-draped body carried from ground zero and an 
Arab-looking everyman with the message, "We can fight 
against terrorists," actually have a more fundamental 
problem. They try to push off blame for anything that's 
gone wrong during Mr. Bush's tenure on bigger forces, 
supposedly beyond his control. 
One ad cites "an economy in recession. A stock market in 
decline. A dot-com boom gone bust. Then a day of tragedy. A 
test for all Americans." 
Mr. Bush's subtext is clear: If it weren't for all these 
awful things that happened, most of them hangovers from the 
Clinton era, I definitely could have fulfilled all my 
promises. I'm still great, but none of my programs worked 
because, well, stuff happens." 
It's as if his inner fat boy is complaining that a classic 
triple cheeseburger from Wendy's (940 calories and 56 grams 
of fat, 25 of them saturated, and 2,140 milligrams of 
sodium) jumped out of its wrapper and forced its way down 
his unwilling throat, topped off by a pushy Frosty (540 
calories and 13 grams of fat, 8 of them saturated). 
Mr. Bush has been in office over three years. It's time to 
start accepting some responsibility. 
Republicans have a bad habit of laying down rules for other 
people to follow while excluding themselves. Look how they 
beat up Bill Clinton for messing around with a young woman, 
while many top Republicans were doing the very same thing. 
Mr. Bush's whingeing was infectious. The very House 
Republicans who greased the skids for the cheeseburger bill 
got in a huff over John Kerry's overheard comment to some 
supporters in Chicago that his Republican critics were "the 
most crooked, you know, lying group" he'd ever seen. 
These tough-guy Republicans, who rule the House with an 
iron fist, were suddenly squealing like schoolgirls at 
being victimized by big, bad John Kerry. J. Dennis Hastert, 
the House speaker, said Mr. Kerry would have his 
"upcomeance coming." Tom DeLay sulked that the public was 
getting "a glimpse of the real John Kerry." The Hammer was 
talking like a nail. 
Marc Racicot, Mr. Bush's campaign chairman, accused Mr. 
Kerry of "unbecoming" conduct and called on him to 
apologize. 
Oh, the poor dears. The very Bush crowd that savaged John 
McCain in South Carolina, that bullied and antagonized the 
allies we need in the real war on terror, that is spending 
a hundred million dollars on ads that will turn Mr. Kerry 
into something akin to the Boston Strangler; these guys are 
suddenly such delicate flowers, such big bawling babies, 
that they can't bear to hear Mr. Kerry speak of them 
harshly. 
Mr. Bush is not believable in the victim's role. He and 
Dick Cheney have audaciously imposed their will on 
Washington and the world. 
We are not yet sure who is behind the horrendous bombings 
in Spain, but they have already underscored how vulnerable 
our trains and subways are. And they have reminded us that 
the administration diverted resources from the war on 
terror and the search for Osama to settle old scores in 
Iraq, building a case for war with hyped and phony claims 
on weapons. 
In an interview with The Guardian, the weapons sleuth David 
Kay said it's time for Mr. Bush to take personal 
responsibility: "It's about confronting and coming clean 
with the American people. . . . He should say: `We were 
mistaken and I am determined to find out why.' " 
In other words, Mr. Bush, look in the mirror. 
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