The Politics of Self-Pity
March 14, 2004
By MAUREEN DOWD
WASHINGTON
Republicans relished their philosophy of personal
responsibility last week with John Belushi's famous mantra:
Cheeseburgercheeseburgercheeseburger.
When the House passed the "cheeseburger bill" to bar people
from suing fast food joints for making them obese,
Republican backers of the legislation scolded Americans,
saying the fault lies not in their fries, but in
themselves.
"Look in the mirror, because you're the one to blame," said
F. James Sensenbrenner Jr. of Wisconsin, home of brats and
beer bellies.
So it comes as something of a disappointment that the
leader of the Republican Party, the man who epitomizes the
conservative ideal, is playing the victim. President Bush
has made the theme of his re-election campaign a whiny "not
my fault."
His ads, pilloried for the crass use of the images of a
flag-draped body carried from ground zero and an
Arab-looking everyman with the message, "We can fight
against terrorists," actually have a more fundamental
problem. They try to push off blame for anything that's
gone wrong during Mr. Bush's tenure on bigger forces,
supposedly beyond his control.
One ad cites "an economy in recession. A stock market in
decline. A dot-com boom gone bust. Then a day of tragedy. A
test for all Americans."
Mr. Bush's subtext is clear: If it weren't for all these
awful things that happened, most of them hangovers from the
Clinton era, I definitely could have fulfilled all my
promises. I'm still great, but none of my programs worked
because, well, stuff happens."
It's as if his inner fat boy is complaining that a classic
triple cheeseburger from Wendy's (940 calories and 56 grams
of fat, 25 of them saturated, and 2,140 milligrams of
sodium) jumped out of its wrapper and forced its way down
his unwilling throat, topped off by a pushy Frosty (540
calories and 13 grams of fat, 8 of them saturated).
Mr. Bush has been in office over three years. It's time to
start accepting some responsibility.
Republicans have a bad habit of laying down rules for other
people to follow while excluding themselves. Look how they
beat up Bill Clinton for messing around with a young woman,
while many top Republicans were doing the very same thing.
Mr. Bush's whingeing was infectious. The very House
Republicans who greased the skids for the cheeseburger bill
got in a huff over John Kerry's overheard comment to some
supporters in Chicago that his Republican critics were "the
most crooked, you know, lying group" he'd ever seen.
These tough-guy Republicans, who rule the House with an
iron fist, were suddenly squealing like schoolgirls at
being victimized by big, bad John Kerry. J. Dennis Hastert,
the House speaker, said Mr. Kerry would have his
"upcomeance coming." Tom DeLay sulked that the public was
getting "a glimpse of the real John Kerry." The Hammer was
talking like a nail.
Marc Racicot, Mr. Bush's campaign chairman, accused Mr.
Kerry of "unbecoming" conduct and called on him to
apologize.
Oh, the poor dears. The very Bush crowd that savaged John
McCain in South Carolina, that bullied and antagonized the
allies we need in the real war on terror, that is spending
a hundred million dollars on ads that will turn Mr. Kerry
into something akin to the Boston Strangler; these guys are
suddenly such delicate flowers, such big bawling babies,
that they can't bear to hear Mr. Kerry speak of them
harshly.
Mr. Bush is not believable in the victim's role. He and
Dick Cheney have audaciously imposed their will on
Washington and the world.
We are not yet sure who is behind the horrendous bombings
in Spain, but they have already underscored how vulnerable
our trains and subways are. And they have reminded us that
the administration diverted resources from the war on
terror and the search for Osama to settle old scores in
Iraq, building a case for war with hyped and phony claims
on weapons.
In an interview with The Guardian, the weapons sleuth David
Kay said it's time for Mr. Bush to take personal
responsibility: "It's about confronting and coming clean
with the American people. . . . He should say: `We were
mistaken and I am determined to find out why.' "
In other words, Mr. Bush, look in the mirror.
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