Mon 22 Dec, 2003 03:33 pm
I want a woman!!
This gent is willing to pay a lerve-broker for the delivery of a healthy white female. Surely we can use our connections to locate one and make Craven's New Year happier!!!
I was getting to that!!! Cheesh!! Tho it might be a bit of an issue with prospective brides, I'm sure we can work around it......
[quote]Me being silly with a piece of kelp that looked like a brain that I found on the beach[/quote]
Doh, and I just offered lil'K to him for some onion rings!
oooh, onion rings. Can we get a side of rumballz?
Woah, slow down!
you're the one boogying in your avatar. I'm the one sitting around all day eating rumballz. Which one of us needs to slow down?
[size=7]they's yummy lil bite sized treats of rum/choco/sugar/n/stuff[/size]
Sounds girly. I'd probably like them.
This guy is asking people for help?
And he wants to marry?
Definitely a nut. What an idiot!!
here's the thing. He's opened his options to so many people that his chances of finding someone (almost)perfect for him go up. But, that's just how the numbers work. I would be insane trying to weed through all the applicants were I him.
I've placed a personal ad a few times. My ex-girlfriend placed a very similar ad at the same time.
She got 50 responses in the first week, and got so upset that she couldn't read 90% of them.
With similar values, phrasing, and a conscientious good try, I got 3 responses in four months.
Women are not in the same position as men.
If he has to offer 10k for people to respond, then that's what's required of him. I hope he gets
a few viable candidates from it, if for no other reason than the world needs more love and less war.
But I still think he's an idiot.
Rumballs? Rum, chocolate, balls - all good.
'Cept, together, I can't stand 'em - odd, huh?
I make a fantastic pruneball, though - looks like dog doody - but tastes of heaven...
Oh, I believe I am now off topic.....slinks off...
Not really. 'Twas always about balls (as far as I remember).
Check out some of the 'requirements'. I reckon if he had spent as much time looking for a mate as he did writing up the specs, he'd have snagged one by now.