@JTT,
I acknowledge that it is foolish of me
to continue discussion with a crazy man,
but no harm comes from it; maybe a little fun.
JTT wrote:Why not just answer them, Merry?
You were an editor/reporter for a newspaper, were you not?
[Note how I included the "past conditional" there?]
DAVID wrote:Om replied: Yeah; I did too, J.
JTT wrote:You did too, what, Dave? If you are referring to the last sentence in the material that quoted me, strike one.
U are not the umpire.
DAVID wrote:U have 2 sentences there, J; thay r otherwise known as a "run on sentence".
JTT wrote:You are a grammar idiot, Dave. There's no run on sentence and even if there was,
that has nothing whatsoever to do with English grammar.
Do u
HAVE a definition for a run on sentence, J ??
It is hard to believe that anyone can be so ignorant of English grammar.
That is just foolishness on each count of your reply; simply devoid of merit.
NOTHING that u said is true.
Even a stopped 12 hour clock is right twice a day.
Assuming (for the moment) the absence of trolling mendacity,
u simply have no idea of what u r talking about.
JTT wrote:Strike two.
You have something contained within that you often whine about
as a error [an error??] not only of grammar but also of logic. You are also an idiot where logic is involved.
I will re-iterate that English grammar, for the most part,
is well grounded in accurate logic.
Its ez to call anyone an idiot, as u ofen do.
U can allege that of the most intelligent person; its meaningless & harmless.
DAVID wrote:That is not bad enuf. The first part of your run on sentence
contradicts the last part of it. The first part of it (up to your comma) is affirmative.
The last part is a question cast in the negative.
Crafting a sentence that way only creates unnecessary confusion.
JTT wrote:A GRAMMAR IDIOT, Dave, that's what you are!
AGAIN, with the "idiot"; he
LOVES that word.
JTT wrote:Have you ever heard of the exceedingly common grammatical device
Here J tacitly implies that if something is done
commonly enuf, then it is good.
For instance, drunken driving might be questionable
UNLESS
it is actively practiced by a sufficient proportion of the populace.
JTT wrote:known as a tag question? Let me give you a few examples.
You are an idiot, aren't you, Dave?
You don't know the first thing about how language works, do you?
You're an ignorant supporter of all manner of terrorism/war crimes, aren't you?
Strike three.
U merely repeated your mistake several times, J.
If u keep doing something
in error, that does
not make it right.
If u were arrested for murdering Mr. Jones yesterday, J,
woud u offer as a defense
:
"well, its OK because I killed 6 other guys 2 weeks ago"??
DAVID wrote:If the reply is rendered "yes" or "no"
it remains unknown whether the answer is rendered
to the first part of the run on sentence
or to the end of it.
JTT wrote:Strike four.
I can't believe how dumb you are. Go ahead and explain your way out of this one.
U mean dumb enuf to talk to JTT????
DAVID wrote:Years ago, an attorney told me of a murder case in whose trial
he participated. The only witness was asked something
approximately along the lines of:
"Sir, did u not see the defendant crush the decedent's head with a hammer?"
Witness says: "yes." After conviction, and after loss of the witness,
the case was appealed, arguing that the only witness had attested
that he had not seen defendant crush decedent's head with a hammer.
JTT wrote:Ummmmmm, Dave, different grammatical structures. There's no tag question in your example.
When you finally are able to discern the difference between an apple and an orange, we'll chat, okay?
I thought that u 'd get the point about the twisted negative, with no trouble.
OK, we 'll try it with the run on sentence "tag question" that u like so much.
Imagining similar forensic circumstances:
"Sir, u saw the defendant crush the decedent's head with a hammer,
did u not?"
Witness says:
"yes."
[ If I were the witness, I 'd say: "yes; I did not see that. " ]
Defense counsel successfully argues to an appellate court
that the witness attested that he did
not see it happen.
The appellate court vacates the conviction and dismisses the complaint, freeing the defendant.
JTT wrote:This is as fine an example of any which illustrates that though
native speakers intuitively know their language, they don't have
the foggiest notion about the grammar of their language, how it actually works.
Just as a reminder
: we don't accept u as an authority on anything, including grammar,
but u can discuss it if such be your choice.
A
possible exception to that
might be those to whom English is a second language.
I 'm not sure what thay think of the expertise that u attribute to yourself.
Maybe, u might have them hoodwinked.