@JTT,
Quote:That's because there seems to be this huge fount of Americans who just can't seem to get their fill of dumb.
Dumb has its attractions Jayteetee. It's possibly a natural response to overwheming complexities, mysteries and downright incomprehension of what's going on.
Whenever I got plonked down with the aunties at a wedding do I was automatically rendered dumb by the intricacies of family gossip being caught up on since the last wedding. Or funeral. That's when I could tune in to the meaning of it all. Envisaging thousands of weddings just like the one I was at. A reverie.
I was once driving through some village in Cheshire on a warm spring afternoon and I saw a bridal car dispense a really beautiful damsel, looking like a cross between the Virgin Mary and the Sugar Plum Fairy, followed by some bandy-legged, bald headed diddico who I took to be her father come to give her away. I noticed it was a Catholic Church and that there were five photographers and a lot of parked cars of the type they manufacture on the continent of Europe.
"I'm not missing this", I thought to myself.
What a gorgeous 3/4 hr that was. The bridegroom, whose ship had come in, was a pleasant enough lad. A bit callow. When he passed my rear pew with his prize on his arm, a picture of modesty, after the ceremony when the happy couple lead the rest of the congregation out into the sunshine, in proper order, I couldn't help seeing him in two years.
It's how we men are rendered socially acceptable and upright members of society. There might not be any other way.
And it prevents property going to the state whenever a citizen passes out of this weary world of woe. Imagine the rich if their assets were going to the State. What a feverish splash they would make I should think.