@sozobe,
Oh Soz, I would throw caution to the wind if I wwere to go to Jeni's.
The parts of the menu which tugged at my heart were:
Dark Chocolate
Mouth-filling, palate-gripping, intense chocolate flavor with a fudge-like texture. Pleasingly dry finish.
Wildberry Lavender
Complex. Intense lavender with hints of exotic spices and lots of brambly berry flavors.
SORBET:
Riesling Poached Pear
A surprisingly rich sorbet; pure pear flavor with unique pear texture; sweet Riesling notes shine on the finish.
YOGURT:
Lemon Yogurt
Pure tart lemon, true tangy yogurt, perfectly balanced and not too sweet. Jeni's favorite!
And then the seasonal...
SORBET:
Peach Lambic
Unbelievably sweet Ohio peach flavor elevated by effervescent lambic. Clean, refreshing finish.
Plum Cassis Lambic
Like biting into a ripe plum. Overtones of sweet and sharp black currants. Sparkling.
YOGURT:
Mango Lassi
Intense mango flavor with musky undertones; curiously rich and savory with cream and yogurt on the finish.
Diabetes, schmiabetes, when I say these are to die for, I'm thinking of dying with a smile on my face and very sticky fingers.