Oh Soz, I would throw caution to the wind if I wwere to go to Jeni's.
The parts of the menu which tugged at my heart were:
Mouth-filling, palate-gripping, intense chocolate flavor with a fudge-like texture. Pleasingly dry finish.
Complex. Intense lavender with hints of exotic spices and lots of brambly berry flavors.
Riesling Poached Pear
A surprisingly rich sorbet; pure pear flavor with unique pear texture; sweet Riesling notes shine on the finish.
Pure tart lemon, true tangy yogurt, perfectly balanced and not too sweet. Jeni's favorite!
And then the seasonal...
Unbelievably sweet Ohio peach flavor elevated by effervescent lambic. Clean, refreshing finish.
Plum Cassis Lambic
Like biting into a ripe plum. Overtones of sweet and sharp black currants. Sparkling.
Intense mango flavor with musky undertones; curiously rich and savory with cream and yogurt on the finish.
Diabetes, schmiabetes, when I say these are to die for, I'm thinking of dying with a smile on my face and very sticky fingers.