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RIP: your virginity

 
 
Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:11 pm
Do you remember who?

Do you remember where?

Does s/he hold some special place in your heat?

Were you married to/ did you marry this person?

Have you ever Googled the person?

Have you ever looked for them on a social networking site?

Do you pine over your "lost love"?

Do you now think they're an asshole?

Thanks for playing!


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My answers:

Do you remember who? Yes

Do you remember where? Yes

Does s/he hold some special place in your heat? No

Were you married to/ did you marry this person? No

Have you ever Googled the person? No

Have you ever looked for them on a social networking site? No

Do you pine over your "lost love"? No

Do you now think they're an asshat? No





 
Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:15 pm
@boomerang,
boomerang wrote:


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My answers:

Do you remember who? Yes

Do you remember where? Yes

Does s/he hold some special place in your heat? No

Were you married to/ did you marry this person? No

Have you ever Googled the person? No

Have you ever looked for them on a social networking site? No

Do you pine over your "lost love"? No

Do you now think they're an asshat? No



Hmmm... I wonder if we did the same guy.
boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:16 pm
@Green Witch,
Or... maybe you were my first.....?

<tee hee>
Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:20 pm
@boomerang,
Well considering The Ramones was blaring in the background, I might have been.
boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:24 pm
@Green Witch,
I totally wanna be sedated now.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:26 pm
@boomerang,
I don't get around much anymore.
boomerang
 
  1  
Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:27 pm
@dyslexia,
Me neither.

But c'mon. Answer the questions you ole poopity head.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:30 pm
@boomerang,
boomerang wrote:
...Does s/he hold some special place in your heat?


Definitely. Laughing
Eva
 
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Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:33 pm
Do you remember who? Yes.

Do you remember where? Yes.

Does s/he hold some special place in your heat? Definitely. Laughing

Were you married to/ did you marry this person? No.

Have you ever Googled the person? Yes.

Have you ever looked for them on a social networking site? Yes.

Do you pine over your "lost love"? No.

Do you now think they're an asshole? No.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:36 pm
@boomerang,
Do you remember who? yes

Do you remember where? I think so

Does s/he hold some special place in your heat? well, heat yes, heart, not so much

Were you married to/ did you marry this person? noooooooooooo

Have you ever Googled the person? yes (when I heard he might have done some time - not that I wanted to catch up)

Have you ever looked for them on a social networking site? noooooo, but I should!

Do you pine over your "lost love"? are ya nuts?

Do you now think they're an asshole? no (unless he was an idiot and did do time)
boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:36 pm
@Eva,
Okay.... I might need to change my answer to number 3!
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boomerang
 
  1  
Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 08:37 pm
@ehBeth,
You so dangerous!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 09:33 pm
Do you remember who? Yes.

Do you remember where? Yes.

Does s/he hold some special place in your heart? Yes.

Were you married to/ did you marry this person? No.

Have you ever Googled the person? Yes. He has turned out to be the swell person I knew him as.

Have you ever looked for them on a social networking site? No.

Do you pine over your "lost love"? N0.

Do you now think they're an asshole? Definitely not.

Thanks for playing!
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eoe
 
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Reply Thu 9 Sep, 2010 09:36 pm
Do you remember who? yes

Do you remember where? kinda sorta but it's a bit fuzzy

Does s/he hold some special place in your heart? not really. He was my first love but geez...so long ago

Were you married to/ did you marry this person? no way.

Have you ever Googled the person? sure

Have you ever looked for them on a social networking site? he's on classmates. wrote me a note, included his phone number, and asked me to call him. I never responded.

Do you pine over your "lost love"? hell naw.

Do you now think they're an asshole? not really. we were both so young and stupid. he was just more stupid.
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 10 Sep, 2010 04:10 am
@boomerang,
Do you remember who?: Absolutely.

Do you remember where?: Yes

Does s/he hold some special place in your heat?: Not in my heat, but in my heart, yes. Definitely, Smile

Were you married to/ did you marry this person?: No

Have you ever Googled the person?: Yes, I did. Just a couple of years ago. Tracked him down & wrote him a "tell me what's going on in your life" letter. He responded right away. Said I'd appeared in one of his dreams, not so long ago.

Have you ever looked for them on a social networking site?: No, because my hunch is that he's not a social networking sort of person. (Neither am I, for that matter.)

Do you pine over your "lost love"?:
Nah, we were very young. But it was a terrific 6 years we had!

Do you now think they're an asshole?: Not at all, nothing but the fondest memories.
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 10 Sep, 2010 05:06 am
@msolga,
Cheez Leweez whatya call a gathering of Yentas?. I hope that theres no old lady whose googling me to want to "catch up". Im gonna go under cover now. Too many here are "reaching out" to satisfy some menopausal need to know things that should be left sleeping lest you ressurect some hideous fact that these bums were felons who now suffer from poor dental hygiene and live in an RV next to a Walmart parking lot.
Trust me, you dont wanna know, enjoy your lives and embrace your present loves (just dont smother us).

This is unhealthy,
msolga
 
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Reply Fri 10 Sep, 2010 05:26 am
@farmerman,
Quote:
This is unhealthy


Smile

Oh but it wasn't, farmer.

It was simply a case of: "I wonder whatever happened to my very first love"? (Well in my case, anyway.)

And it was really nice to find out. He'd married, become a father, was still painting up a storm, still held pretty much the same values, still thought that what we'd shared as young things was pretty good (as I did).

A couple of phone conversations later was enough contact for me. End of story.

What is there to fear from an "old lady" from the past catching up with you? Wink

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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 10 Sep, 2010 05:30 am
@boomerang,
Do you remember who? Sure

Do you remember where? You bet

Does s/he hold some special place in your heat? Not really

Were you married to/ did you marry this person? Cripes, no.

Have you ever Googled the person? Yes, but the name is far too common to really get anywhere

Have you ever looked for them on a social networking site? See above

Do you pine over your "lost love"? Ha, no

Do you now think they're an asshole? Helfino
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 10 Sep, 2010 06:49 am
Excuse me folks, but this old lady is looking for a guy she remembers as going by the moniker of "Farmerman". She says he lost his virginity to her in a sheep pasture more than 4 decades ago, and can prove it by pointing out the heart shaped mole on his right butt cheek. She was lead here when her searches on Facebook and My Space came up empty. She just wants to know if he is doing okay and if he has the same fond memories of their tryst as she has. She hopes he is having a good life and still uses some of the techniques concerning the female body that she taught him. She does not believe he is now, or has ever been, an asshat. She would have typed this herself, but her rheumatism was acting up.

http://www.d.umn.edu/cla/faculty/troufs/Buffalo/images/pf009921.jpg
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 10 Sep, 2010 06:55 am
@Green Witch,
Actually, I think that's Gus in drag.
 

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