@realjohnboy,
Aw Johnnie. We can concede N.O to alex surely. It was a laydown. I feel sure he didn't know the result when he posted. You should be glad some people are a bit slow. It gives us movers and shakers an easier ride. Have you never given a lift to a lady who missed the last bus?
Six homosexuals are running for the last bus. You can tell they are homosexuals because they have just come out of a homosexual bar. One of them just misses before the doors hiss closed and the driver gives a backwards V sign through his side window.
Do you glide up in your limo to rescue him from his distress.
Some men have married a woman they met in that fashion. My parents met in a counterforce revolving door contretemps in The Metropole Hotel in Blackpool but I've told the story before although not my full version involving Sir Tom Finney's penalty miss the previous Saturday. And you wouldn't believe the ******* dynasty that spawned. In fact this post is one of the many results. And it's a lot better than any of the rest of the dynasty could do and that's a ******* fact.
It's amazing really. You wouldn't be reading this, which is by way of light entertainment before kick-off time, if Tom Finney had scored that penalty. And he had a great record in scoring penalties.
Everytime I see a field goal attempt sail inches wide, about one inch in Sir Tom's penalty case, only Sir Tom's flashed rather than sailed, hit a concrete stanchion behind the goal with a sickening thump and bounced back to the half-way line, I shake my head in wonderment.
