Is Your Husband Gay? A Christian How-to-Tell Guide

Looking for soul food and a place to eat...

Hmmm, about Carlo... everyone obviously has missed the fact that Carlo is bi-sexual. No doubt he is happy to service both the Mr. and the Mrs.

Then I must be gay.
I spent over 20 years in the navy.

Did anyone notice:

About the Author:
S********* Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!

I suppose from that description he's the perfect one to write about the leading indicators of gaydom.

It's all over for you but the show tunes, I'm afraid.

I thought you were either Marines or Army. Dude. We can be gay together.

What is a "Motivational Children's Party Entertainer?" A guy who makes balloon animals while telling the kids they can make more money than Warren Buffet?

Indeed.

It's the exclamation point that puts things over the top. Although "antique soda bottle collector" gets things riiiiiiiight to the edge.

U-oh. I'll quit washing myself immediately so that people don't get the wrong impression of my sexuality. It's the manly thing to do.

I voted you up for your humor and not because I think not washing is the manly thing to do.

But ... isn't humor kind of like back-talk? There goes my straight-cred. And then there's the science fiction books I borrowed from littlek ... they were for my teenage cousin, I swear!

I know Thomas and can state without hesitation that he has no humour.

I was in the navy but spent 20 years assigned to the Marines.
Oh boy, I am in trouble, arent I.

The Navy? You are so in trouble, mysteryman. We all know what people are like there, don't we?

There's a Leslie Neilsen film, 2001: A Space Travesty. It's otherwise utterly forgettable but there is a scene where three guys impersonating The Three Tenors sing "In the Navy". I can only find little bits of it in the trailer, not the entire number, anywhere online. Starts with the Pavaratti impersonator donning a white sailor's cap.

I can imagine it!

Max---

I'm only now noticing that you have stolen my "In The Navy" thought before I could even think of it myself. Good for you!

Praying for you to develop some Man Grit soon!

i just found this, and sent him this email...

Dear Stephenson,



I read (with some interest) an article you have written online about homosexuality in relationships - specifically male homosexuality in marriage. It is hard to know if you are being serious or if this is a joke article.



If it is serious - then may i reccomend replacing the word heterosexual withthe word homosexual in the first paragraph :



'Your spouse may have been experimenting with the "gay" lifestyle even before you met. Maybe he’s just using you as unwitting cover as he seeks playmates in the heterosexual world'



Also, having read the article carefully may i recommend employing the use of a proof reader or spell-checker.



Whilst i cannot argue with the main symposium of your article (i.e. these marriages do exist), i would like to take issue with your reasoning on several issues (nearly all of them) regarding the 'typical' gay male. Moving hands whilst conversing is NOT a sign of homosexuality, not everyone that goes to big cities ('or Asia') regularly is gay! Tight shirts and pride in your appearance is nothing to be ashamed of, and does not make you gay!



I read through and made a list of the 'obvious signs' you mention, and unless ALL of my friends are gay (which they are not) then you're opinion is very far off the mark. However, i did note with some interest that you are a 'Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector' - Hanging around with groups of children and collecting useless old junk - sure signs of peadophillia and homosexuality. Methinks sir protesteth too much?



Anyhow, i'm fairly certain this email will have made you quite angry so i await your (inevitably) Christian and forgiving reply.



Pity me, not for my homosexuality (i am straight by the way) but for my obvious stupidity in the face of overwhelming evidence that to be a 'real man' i must never, ever look at my buttocks in a mirror again.



Yours in Christ,



Rodger Nash (BSc)



too far?