Mr Stillwater wrote:And which particular position WOULD that be, 'Tana? :wink:
That would be in any position Mr. Still ;-)
LOL! I don't like porn Slappy. I'm the romantic kind and porn is just so unromantic.
Oral sex?
Oral sex is IMO not sex, but sodomy. Oral sodomy (the preferred term) is a vulgar addiction not to be engaged in by discriminating individuals. Semen contains likely addictive chemicals with the power to warp your natural sexual desires if in fact they can be absorbed into your system. The digestive system is good at absorbing chemicals. The reproductive system (at least in practically all mammals, who have vaginas as opposed to cloacas) is probably not very good at absorbing chemicals. Don't be a slave. You should avoid oral sodomy (and rectal sodomy too, for that mattere) entirely. Of course, it is worse if you swallow, but even to suck, well, sucks.
Speaking of unromantic....
Step, you're a terrible, terrible, person and are useless to the human race.
What are your thoughts on butt sex, by the way?
I agree with sozobe who agrees with sealpoet.
My monthly?
The Red race?
On the menstrual?
I'm just enjoying this slang.
How about a thread where we name all the different nicknames for this delightful time of month? that would be fun.
You know what? If you are wearing a tampon and you're clean on the outside, let him dive the red river. It won't kill him, all the yuck's on the inside and you're plugged. The string can be used for flossing.
Somebody had to say it.
BPB,
Don't try it. I am dead serious.
i have pretty much let you guys run amock (amuck?..i'm not sure) anyway...most of y'all have good things to say: step...i'm ignoring your ignant ass.
as for all the various euphamisms (sp?) i wasn't sure just how blunt..or not...to be. from now on i'll just say period period period :-)
as for the rest...i just get all icky when i think of any interaction with my vagina while i'm on my period...
Craven is that a warning or a threat?
Warning, but i take it back. Tell us how it goes. ;-)
Q: What did the Vampire say to the school girl?
A: See you next period.
You know you've crossed the line of good taste when the resident poet won't even add a moan to rhyme with his groan........
Dammit Gautam, now I'm pissing myself, and that's just messy.
addictive chemicals? Couldn't prove that at my house....
