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@Red cv,

Dixy- nice avatar!

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@Red cv,

I must say, she wares the trenchcoat well, LOL.

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@Curmudgeon,

Curmudgeon;25981 wrote:

Dixy- nice avatar!

oh, thankies!

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@Drnaline,

Drnaline;26033 wrote:

I must say, she wares the trenchcoat well, LOL.

:redface:

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@Red cv,

Y.c.d.b.s.o.y.a.

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@socalgolfguy,

socalgolfguy;26124 wrote:

Y.c.d.b.s.o.y.a.

you're like the first person i see use that in.....forever

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@missdixy,

missdixy;26125 wrote:

you're like the first person i see use that in.....forever

I did not think someone as young as you had ever heard the expression:

YCDBSOYA

(You Can't Do Business Sittin' On Your Ass)

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@Curmudgeon,

Red has been keeping me entertained with her husband's off work project LOL men and their toys.... I am surprised their local paper hasn't picked up the local legend story....

MissDixie.... Absolutely gawjus eyes girl.... they are huge and that little smile just dying to come out and say something bratty!!!

Ahem Socal... I get my 'business done' sitting on my rear every day of the week....hehe....

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@Skye cv,

Skye;26144 wrote:

Red has been keeping me entertained with her husband's off work project LOL men and their toys.... I am surprised their local paper hasn't picked up the local legend story....

MissDixie.... Absolutely gawjus eyes girl.... they are huge and that little smile just dying to come out and say something bratty!!!

Ahem Socal... I get my 'business done' sitting on my rear every day of the week....hehe....

LOL Skye I also get paid to sit on my wee bum and work, alright ample ass. I love the new age tec lifestyle.

Dear Diary;

Hubby has completed his two weeks vacation, the shed is far from done. Oh well Rome wasn't built in a day. In his case nor would a dog house. The highlights of my two weeks of being slave labour, sherpa girl and general maid was when he "ALLOWED" me to scrape and vacumn the cracks in the driveway so I could fill them with driveway CRACK sealer. It brings a tear to my eye this dear man let me crawl around 120 degree ashphalt and fill driveway cracks. I'm not done yet, the worst is yet to come. I asked his Royal Pain in the Ass to not park the truck on my latest ashphalt patch job until it settles and he informs me that I should use a blow torch and seal the seams. Sob, !@#@#$$ I own a curling iron and a blow dryer not a @##$$ blow torch. Reasonable expectatations mister. Tomorrow I shall pick up five more giant buckets of driveway crack sealer and finish the job. Thankfully he got to golf everyday of his vacation. That is what matters. On the up side all the driveway ants that stung me 2000 times are now living in a rubber crack. To all the ants that bit me or gave me the ant finger, who's the badass now? Tomorrow will dawn a brighter day.

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@Red cv,

Iosmnawiocfwhws

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@socalgolfguy,

socalgolfguy;26139 wrote:

I did not think someone as young as you had ever heard the expression:

YCDBSOYA

(You Can't Do Business Sittin' On Your Ass)

Lol. My uncle used to use it ALL the time

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@Red cv,

Dear Diary,

It was just sitting there, looking at me. I tried to ignore it, but then it called out my name. It began with a whimper, and went to an all-out scream, fast. The noise was deafening. A cold chill ran down my back. I shook violently, tearing the vinyl top off my desk. Finally, I broke under the pressure, grabbed a box of ammo, and took that damned 12-gauge shotgun to the range. Every shot kicked like a mule. I can't say I enjoyed it much, but I got'r done. Sitting here now, I feel as though someone punched my face about a hundred times.

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@Skye cv,

Skye;26144 wrote:

Red has been keeping me entertained with her husband's off work project LOL men and their toys.... I am surprised their local paper hasn't picked up the local legend story....

MissDixie.... Absolutely gawjus eyes girl.... they are huge and that little smile just dying to come out and say something bratty!!!

Ahem Socal... I get my 'business done' sitting on my rear every day of the week....hehe....

Lol. Thanks Skye....though to be honest, much doesn't come out of it all all. Mad

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@Red cv,

Dear Diary, The ole lady is out of town (day two) and I am so ridiculously bored that I began posting ob listings on craigslist (Ball Washers) (Communist ass hair trimmers) and ( anal ring massager) NOw I am going to bed.

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@rugonnacry,

rugonnacry;26249 wrote:

Dear Diary, The ole lady is out of town (day two) and I am so ridiculously bored that I began posting ob listings on craigslist (Ball Washers) (Communist ass hair trimmers) and ( anal ring massager) NOw I am going to bed.

Man, that is definitive boredom at its best....or worst. When I get that bored, I watch All-Star Wrestling. :cavt-126-asard:

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@Red cv,

Dear Diary,

My house has been invaded by a family of relatives who plan to stay forever. I'm stressed, big time. Every room in my house is occupied by someone else. I'm a teacher with the summer off. Help, Diary. Help. Soothe me. Pet me. Let me sleep by the fire.

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@Red cv,

I sympathize, Pino. These aren't the liberal anti-Christian relatives are they?

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@Red cv,

No....these folks are from Latin America, but not very religious. They had a medical emergency that was valid, but they brought the entire mob, and plan to stay FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER. I am screwed.

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@Pinochet73,

Pinochet73;26456 wrote:

No....these folks are from Latin America, but not very religious. They had a medical emergency that was valid, but they brought the entire mob, and plan to stay FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER. I am screwed.

Yup, I think you are screwed.
happened to me, too.
they arrived early May when one of my uncle's body was found (he'd been missing for a year in Mexico), and they just left early July.

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@missdixy,

missdixy;26599 wrote:

Yup, I think you are screwed.
happened to me, too.
they arrived early May when one of my uncle's body was found (he'd been missing for a year in Mexico), and they just left early July.

How did you survive? Give me guidance please, Grasshopper. I've already pee'd on the fire, so to speak, by showing negative body language a few times. I'm trying to make up for that. The days of "chill'n at da crib" have been abruptly curtailed. Now it's more like, "chill'n in ma ride (e.g., car).":dunno:

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