@rugonnacry,
dear diary,just been attacked by a wasp while in my back garden,now this was no normal wasp,it was on a suicide mission,it dive bombed me a few times, but i fought it off with a with a newspaper in my hand,this wasp reminded me of the japanese pilot in the film,tora tora tora,no fear of death did this wasp show,but in the end i won the battle in this epic struggle,when i caught him with a swish of the newspaper,and knocked him to the ground,he was wounded,but not dead,but before he had time to take off again,i moved in for the kill,i thought about taking him prisoner,by putting him in an old jam jar,but only for a split second,i decided,take no prisoners and stood on the insect,i heard him crush under the sole of my shoe,the war continues.
