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Dear Diary?

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socalgolfguy
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 01:38 pm
@Red cv,
Ryan gets it.
Skye cv
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 03:58 pm
@rugonnacry,
rugonnacry;21534 wrote:
Dear Diary, My girlfriend and I have a date tonight with a hot piece of ass "Blonde and fake boobies" Pics for proof tomorrow LOL


Dear Rug

I hope date has a name - I also hope you remember it.

Enjoy!
rugonnacry
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 05:41 pm
@Skye cv,
Skye;21558 wrote:
Dear Rug

I hope date has a name - I also hope you remember it.

Enjoy!



Tracy
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Skye cv
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 05:54 pm
@socalgolfguy,
Dear Rug

Good - enjoy your evening.
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rugonnacry
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 07:34 pm
@Red cv,
She has never been to My new apartment and I lost my fukking phone Sad DOnt think its happening tonight.
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Red cv
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 07:34 pm
@Red cv,
Dear Diary,

I hope Rug's date didn't spring a leak and he was left to dine alone.

Just kidding.

Dear Diary,

I spent the day running errands for "Husband number one" ten sheets of PVC lattice, and screws and two by twos. Trip after trip to the lumbermart. Does anyone realise how hard it is to load a truck in a sundress and heals. My nails are a mess and don't get me started on my shoes. MEN. Okay I will admit to four trips to the plant nursery after he left to fly the nightshift. The hard part is hiding several hundred dollars worth of plants in the existing flaura and fawna without him noticing. When he leaves for work tomorrow night I'll plant them and he'll never know. Evil cackle, have gold visa can shop.
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rugonnacry
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 08:13 pm
@Red cv,
Dear diary, Never lose your phone the day of a very important threesome
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missdixy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 12:40 am
@socalgolfguy,
socalgolfguy;21356 wrote:
My mother always said I should have been a televangelist, or a politician. I told her I was too honest to be either.


Lol. Okay, so I'm a little late, but still find that hilarious.
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missdixy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 12:43 am
@Red cv,
dear diary:

You know a forum plays into your life too much when you don't log on for three days and find yourself missing it. Constantly.
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rugonnacry
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 10:29 am
@Red cv,
Dear Diary. The third wheel sent me an email today saying "You guys are assholes, I live 45 minutes away and you didn't bother answering your phone. Thanks Bye"
missdixy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 11:16 am
@rugonnacry,
rugonnacry;21653 wrote:
Dear Diary. The third wheel sent me an email today saying "You guys are assholes, I live 45 minutes away and you didn't bother answering your phone. Thanks Bye"


Ouch.
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rugonnacry
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 11:52 am
@Red cv,
My GF was pissed
missdixy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 12:02 pm
@rugonnacry,
rugonnacry;21671 wrote:
My GF was pissed


Yeah, with reason ^^
I would be pissed, too, if I was her Very Happy
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socalgolfguy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 12:05 pm
@Red cv,
MissDixie Queen - you would NEVER be her....rather unfortunately for both of you. Although you with that little hat makes me wonder..?
missdixy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 12:10 pm
@socalgolfguy,
socalgolfguy;21678 wrote:
MissDixie Queen - you would NEVER be her....rather unfortunately for both of you. Although you with that little hat makes me wonder..?



Lol. My hat is way cute, though.:cool:

And It's dixy with a y. Very Happy Sorry...just a minor pet peeve.
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socalgolfguy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 01:09 pm
@Red cv,
Duly noted, but a dixie queen is with an "ie"...
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Red cv
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 07:16 pm
@rugonnacry,
rugonnacry;21671 wrote:
My GF was pissed


Dear Diary; To funny, LOL :p

Miss Dixy watch Socal he reminds me of my paint fella at Home Hardware. I call him Romeo and the lasses line up to buy paint they never use. Me, I buy paint to paint. It amuses me to no end to watch him flirt with the lasses, they adore him. He never gives me a stir stick thou and he drives a ford so I'm immune to his "Charms".
missdixy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 08:20 pm
@Red cv,
Red;21709 wrote:
He never gives me a stir stick thou and he drives a ford so I'm immune to his "Charms".


LOL oh my.
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socalgolfguy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 08:50 pm
@Red cv,
Red;21709 wrote:
Dear Diary; To funny, LOL :p

Miss Dixy watch Socal he reminds me of my paint fella at Home Hardware. I call him Romeo and the lasses line up to buy paint they never use. Me, I buy paint to paint. It amuses me to no end to watch him flirt with the lasses, they adore him. He never gives me a stir stick thou and he drives a ford so I'm immune to his "Charms".


I love ya, Red. You, too, Skye. Little Dixy, you little cutie, never give up...
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socalgolfguy
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jun, 2007 12:13 pm
@Red cv,
Dear Diary,
Last night I saw the Clinton's cheap Sopranos rip off. I nearly threw up my Bananas Foster in my lap.
 

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