@Pinochet73,
"Who is there?"
"It is I, my lord. I've come for your blessing."
"Kneel before me, my son. What is that in your left hand?"
"The Bible, my lord, to study and discern the word of God."
"What is that hanging around your neck?"
"A crucifix, my lord, to remind myself of the pain, suffering and self-sacrifice of Our Lord, as He pursued the eternal fight against Evil."
"And that, draped over your shoulder?"
"An American flag, my lord, to motivate me to fight harder for the greatest Christian nation on Earth today, the United States of America."
"And what, pray tell, is that, in your right hand?"
"An AR15, my lord. The Devil has risen from the bowels of Hell, and incarnated himself again in CLINTON, Murderer of God's Children."
"You have my blessing, Young Knight. Go forth and destroy The Beast. Do so in the name of CHRISTENDOM."
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