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sex: How long should it take?

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Heeven
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 05:29 pm
I get excited by the baseball bat!
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Heeven
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 05:30 pm
... wait, wait!

that came out all wrong .... sheesh!

the smacking I meant - not .... anything else ...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 05:31 pm
As Cleveland says: "That's not right."
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 05:39 pm
Re: sex: How long should it take?
kickycan wrote:
What is the average time that it takes for a man to go from penetration to orgasm?


However, your topic heading reads: "Sex: How long should it take?"

I think you are asking two different questions. Are we just talking about the male's orgasm or are we considering that a woman might have a stake in this question of time?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 06:46 pm
Re: sex: How long should it take?
Green Witch wrote:
Are we just talking about the male's orgasm or are we considering that a woman might have a stake in this question of time?


women? Orgasm? You're joshin me.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 06:51 pm
It takes what it needs.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 06:54 pm
I read!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 07:21 pm
Re: sex: How long should it take?
Green Witch wrote:
kickycan wrote:
What is the average time that it takes for a man to go from penetration to orgasm?


However, your topic heading reads: "Sex: How long should it take?"

I think you are asking two different questions. Are we just talking about the male's orgasm or are we considering that a woman might have a stake in this question of time?


Ha, I bet you assumed I was being a chauvinistic pig, didn't you? Well, to dispel this notion, let me point to another thread I started at the same time I started this one, way back when, entitled, "Women and sex: how long should it take?" in which I asked for the female point of view. Ha! So there!

So does anyone have a real hours/minutes/seconds answer? It doesn't have to be exact, just an estimate of what you think is a good amount of time from insertion to penetration. I always felt that three average-length Led Zeppelin songs is a good amount of time for the regular, garden-variety boff.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 07:22 pm
sozobe wrote:
I read!

About or during? Books or Magazines?
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djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 07:52 pm
patiodog wrote:
If it's going to take longer than the commercial break, I give up.


in the words of red peters

"let's do it doggy style
so we can both watch tv"
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Bohne
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 02:45 am
[quote="Phoenix32890"]There is no "average". Each human being is unique. There are many factors to be taken into account. There are differences that can be accounted for by age, state of health, amount of activity involved.[/quote]

There is always an average...
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material girl
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 02:54 am
I seem to be getting turned on by reading this thread, so for me, not long!!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 02:57 am
I do remember that the Rolling Stone's Going Home was something like 14 minutes and 43 seconds... on occasion just about right. I also remember that Kicky doesn't like the Stones.

Still, geez, it can be a mere minute or, oh, an hour. OK, ok, maybe a half hour, given delay. Why this need to average?

Programming seems counter intuitive...
Please describe in 500 words or less why you feel you need to derive an average timing.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 08:30 am
djjd62 wrote:
patiodog wrote:
If it's going to take longer than the commercial break, I give up.


in the words of red peters

"let's do it doggy style
so we can both watch tv"


I thought that only worked for Nascar.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 08:36 am
as a musician of sorts I can tell you that sex is differs according to the circumstance.

Sometimes Andante

Sometimes Allegro Con Brio

Sometimes in and out like a fiddlers elbow.
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material girl
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 08:40 am
Am i the only one that thinks that some songs are like having sex?

There is a a song by Heart that I love(surprisringly) and it just starts off slow and keeps building to a big crescendo!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 08:42 am
material girl wrote:
Am i the only one that thinks that some songs are like having sex?

There is a a song by Heart that I love(surprisringly) and it just starts off slow and keeps building to a big crescendo!


I feel the same way about anything by Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 08:51 am
Pretty much anything by Lawrence Welk does that for me.
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George
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 09:48 am
patiodog wrote:
Pretty much anything by Lawrence Welk does that for me.

Especially if you fantasize about the Lennon Sisters.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 09:54 am
About this long if you were play the whole thing.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-pop-up/B00001X599001007/ref=mu_sam_wma_001_007/104-9212496-6439916
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